Romney’s new campaign slogan, “Hey, at least I’m not as bad as Obama. That dudes a ninja at making things worse”…

... Romney's may not be my first endorsement, but he's all we got now. So in light of this sobering news, Simcha Fisher has detailed ways in which Romney can make things less traumatic for the rest of us.Adopt the following campaign slogan: I WILL DO NOTHING! Seriously, dude, that's all we want from our elected officials at this point. Just . . . stop doing things. Voting for Obama is like hitting your head with a hammer. Voting for Romney is like stopping hitting your head with a … [Read more...]