Non-Denominational Guide to Official Worship Signals (Hilarious!)

This image was sent to me in a forward. I thought it was so awesome that I’d share it with you.  Source: Tim Hawkins: check out this site to buy the T-shirt!

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  • I do the elbow flap!

  • Jordan Bradford
    • Mom

      Yep, Tim Hawkins!

  • Brittany K

    I’ve needed this in my life for a long time, and I didn’t even know it. They are all perfect.

  • BenTacoma

    You could almost add a ‘Monarch’ level: worship signal is taking off your shirt in wild, worshipful abandon. (2 Samuel 6.20)

  • Leapordgirl20

    hahaha oh my goodness I have seen every single one of these! These are so perfect! ( 5th generation pastor’s kid here ) lol

  • oh i LOVE it!! thx!

  • Karen Goode

    At 59 years old and a  life-long Lutheran, I feel-at least at my home church-pretty smart that I fit in the Intermediate category!  lol  Praying for grace to be a Village Person at least in my heart.

  • sunshine

    I have seen most of these..and participate as a pro/expert !! I think it is sooo cool to know that there are so many ways to worship my amazing Savior, King Jesus!! Really doesn’t matter how you worship…just worship!