The Horrible, Awful Story of How My Children Caged Me – Nic Cage, That Is

It started with the silverware drawer. Never open the silverware drawer unprepared. [Read more…]

The Sermon was on Love, Listening, and Laughter, but…

This is what my son came up with. [Read more…]

Sheer Brilliance: Reasons My Son is Crying Tumblr

I have no idea why my toddler daughter cried. She was insane. Isn’t that enough? [Read more…]

The Discovery of What?

Nobody teaches THIS in the parenting books everybody is so proud of. [Read more…]

Ode to the Brain Baffler (Mattel, 1979)

Modern kids explore the Brain Baffler (Mattel, 1979) and are thoroughly baffled, as promised. [Read more…]

Why the Shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown Make Me Believe in God

How the existence of evil actually led me back to faith. [Read more…]

Leaving Caribbean Paradise: 5 Signs You’ve Had A Good Vacation

Surf and sand: Pushing the reset button on our brains. [Read more…]

Surviving the (Mini) Apocalypse – Our Epic Quest for McDonald’s after the Power Went Out

Starbucks and McDonald’s gone? This is how the end begins. [Read more…]