The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Bottom Line: This third movie out of four is more of the same: frothy romance with a rotten core.

The Gist: Bella Swan marries her glittery vampire boyfriend, but their unbelievable honeymoon is cut short by trouble. As always, werewolf Jacob Black, vampire Edward Cullen, and the lovely Bella emote, grow angry at each other, stalk out, reunite, emote some more and have huge problems that require lots of emoting. Oh, and Jacob takes off his shirt.

The Verdict: Skip it. Run far away. For more on my reactions and why Bella would be better off dumping both Edward and Jacob to go to law school, read my full review.

Be Aware: Rated PG-13, the film covers married honeymoon sex, which is shown but not shown, and a bloody medical situation, which happens mostly off camera but is rather intense. Plus, Jacob takes off his shirt a lot.

Review: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Edward (Robert Pattinson) and Bella (Kristen Stewart) get intimate in "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1"

Me and this Bella Swan need to have words.

The heroine of the melodramatic love story “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 1,” at 18, gives up friends, family, hobbies, outside interests, college, and even life itself to be with her glittery vampire boyfriend.

He’s not that cute and he’s not that nice. She can do better.

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The Muppet Saga: Breaking Prawn

A story of longing, of two beings who love yet come from different worlds. A love so strong, it changes all the rules. I’m talking of course, of frog and pig.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But, of course, there’s always the lonely WereRowlf. Where will he find love?


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