It’s no Life of Brian, but it did cause me to laugh out loud at one point (you can try to guess). Here’s a taste:
God: Hey Jews.
Jews: Hey.
God: So listen guys, I’m thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.
Jews: What?
God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.
Jews: We don’t follow.
God: Okay, work with me here guys. Remember the whole ‘angry God’ thing?
Jews: Vividly.
God: Where I killed a whole bunch of you and-
Jews: Yeah.
God: And forty years in the-
Jews: We remember that.
God: Not to mention Robo-Hitler. Yikes.
Jews: Wait, what?
God: Whoops, forget I said that. “Spoiler Alert”, am I right?
via “The New Testament” by Lev Novak on CollegeHumor.
HT: John Musick
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That was funny.
Hey Tony, whatever happened to your promise last winter to blog more about universalism? I have been waiting all year for it!
Alex