Maybe the Creepiest Church Fundraiser Ever

In which the men, ages 64-87, of the First Unitarian Universalist Church of Framingham, Massachusetts, pose nude for the church calendar:

More here.

Help Save Schweddy Balls!

It seems that One Million Moms and the American Family Association — because they don’t have anything better to do — have launched a campaign against Schweddy Balls, the newest flavor at Ben & Jerry’s (based on one of the greatest SNL sketches of all time).

Joel has posted a letter that all of us with senses of humor can sign and pass on to Ben & Jerry:

I wouldn’t dream of demanding that the women at OMM and AFA have a sense of humor. I honestly don’t care if they like Schweddy Balls as a name or a flavor. What I do ask is that they respect my right to choose the flavors that please me and be amused by the things that make me laugh.

If they like Tough Love Vanilla with Dirt of Shame Sprinkles, that’s great. I say “eat up, ladies.” You dine on what brings you delight. And, truly, God bless you as you sup.

If they want to tell each other G-rated knock-knock jokes, a hearty “har har” is what I wish them. To tell you the truth, I don’t mind a corny knock-knock or riddle myself.

But I laugh at other things and I enjoy other flavors too.

via Save Our Schweddy Balls! « Joel.

BREAKING: Video Footage of Luther Calling the Pope the Anti-Christ

Here’s a follow-up to yesterday’s post:

“Homo Sex Is Sin-sational!”

Check out this and other funny — and effective — signs promoting gay rights at Happy Place.

Unintentionally Sexual Church Signs

You’ve gotta check out this compilation of church signs:

Eat Your Heart Out, Jay Bakker — Minneapolis Is Hipper

 

 

Minneapolis is the hippest place in America, outpacing Williamsburg in Brooklyn, NYC.  So says Buzzfeed: The Most Hipster State In The US: Pics, Videos, Links, News.

HT: Connie Waters

 

Help Us Name the Album

Peter Rollins, Jay Bakker and I spent the weekend at Pete’s studio in Connecticut cutting an album.  Then we went to Brooklyn, where Courtney Perry shot the album cover.  There’s a bit of a contest on Facebook where people are trying to name our album:

Colbert versus O'Reilly on the Meaning of Jesus

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OK, here’s the clip I meant to post:

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Photo in Need of a Caption

Last week I had a photo of Brian McLaren‘s ambivalent response to my impassioned comments.  Now, help me caption this photo of my response to Brian (which Courtney insists is me with an itchy nose).

If This Is Heaven, Who Needs Hell?

And can someone please tell me why this is on a Preterist website?  Is this guy a Preterist, or are they making fun of him?  (I assume they’re making fun of him in favor of their own belief that we’re living in the Second Coming, but I’m still fuzzy on Preterism…)

HT: Trucker Frank