On October 31st 1517, Martin Luther posted his 95 Theses.
Hundreds of years later, a bunch of my classmates relyricized Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” and shot a music video.
The song doesn’t quite make up for the fissuring of the Church, but the lyrics are pretty good. I think my favorite lines are still:
I warned y’all that Rome best agree to the terms
If not, then you can eat my Diet of Worms!