How to witness

Do you struggle “taking the initiative” to share Jesus with others? Do you think it is too hard, forgetting how hard it was for Jesus to be nailed to a cross for your sins? Do you want to “feel his power wash over you”? Then watch this video to see how to save your friends from everlasting torment.

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15 Responses to How to witness

  1. Jim Gardner says:

    I can’t watch. I can’t hold in my anger at this sanctimonious load of old dog’s cock.

    What IS the fascination with Jesus’ blood, for Poseidon’s sake?

  2. CS5 says:

    Yikes. What strikes me about these people is how sure they are about everything, and how pushy their whole approach is. How they use fear and guilt to push others to not only believe what they do, but also to spread it to others as well.

    Sanctimonious. Pushy. Fear mongering.

    In the video, the “pusher” tells the young girl that even though it is difficult to push your ideology onto other youths, it is nothing in comparison to the the pain felt by their saviour on the cross. Well, I can think of worse ways to die — like Julia Sweeney says — Jesus had a really bad weekend for our sins! So I’d only add — can we stop repaying him now for doing whatever it is he says he did for us?

  3. SteveWH says:

    From looking at the website (especially the “Is this a Christian movie?” section), all I can gather is that it’s not intended to be a “Christian movie” so much as it is a “movie about Christians (and other weird New Age stuffs)”. And from the website, the ideas behind it seem rather wishy-washy and undeveloped. The sense I came away with is that it’s trying to blend philosophy, religion, and psychology 101 classes into one philo-religi-psycho 101 class, only without any substantial background in philosophy, religion, or psychology.

    And the filmmaker has been editing this for over two years now? I’m not sure what to say about that.

  4. People that talk like that – about blood, and being nailed – creaps me the hell out.

    Oh, and I WILL see you in youth group… RIGHT?”

    I don’t see how the way that woman was talking to the younger girl is any different than someone that is in a cult.

  5. Luke says:

    “They laughed at Jesus too.”

    Yeah! And he had the last laugh, right?

    Oh no, wait, he was crucified…

  6. Sisyphus Fragment says:

    @Luke lmao

  7. wazza says:

    I thought the Holy Spirit was supposed to fill true believers and give them all the skills they needed to bring others to god, including new languages

  8. ngl says:

    not bad watching. of course, i had the sound turned off…

  9. Rik says:

    “You’ve felt his power, haven’t you, Christy?”

    “I think so”

    You THINK so?? You mean that God’s power is SO awesome and strong that when he (ahem) “comes over you” you are not even SURE?

    What is He? Like a light breeze?

  10. Rik says:

    “They laughed at Jesus too”. You arrogant moron. Being derided doesn’t make you right (as even you ought to know by now). They may WELL have laughed at Jesus but they also laughed at Buster Keaton, Bill Hicks and Crazy Ernest who lives under the bridge and talks to his shoes. Should we worship THEM too?

  11. ngl says:

    they laughed at carrot top too.

    ok that’s a bad example.

  12. Metro says:

    Let us bow our heads and pray to Buster Keaton.

    He will come again!

    But it couldn’t hurt to sacrifice Carrot Top to him.

  13. forkboy says:

    I’m so bad…when the blonde turns and jogs away my first thought was for the other girl to say “Damn. That’s a tight little ass on her.”

    I’m a bad for this?

  14. wazza says:

    No, no. I wish to bring them over to the Dark Side also.

    Cookies ain’t all we got… as the theists insist, we’re really all just saying we’re atheists so we can get our freak on out of wedlock.

  15. Dan says:

    You’re not bad for it but posting it on a public forum may not be beneficial to the “cause” of making Atheism a mass movement.

    Then again neither is me saying “I wouldn’t mind letting EITHER of them feel my power come over them.” ;-)

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