@Kenince:
Why are you so afraid of an imaginary being? I have ripped a Bible apart and pissed on it and used it as toilet paper. If your God was so awesome and powerful, wouldn’t He have destroyed me by now? I’m still here…. BTW.. the ultimate blasphemy… the Holy Ghost is an unholy joke!
Ohhhhh…. Godddddddddddddddd I’m having a heart attack…..helpppppppppppppppp
You’re judgement day is coming Michael. The Bible is very clear about when that happens. He is giving you time to see the light. He is a forgiving God. You still have time. But it is approaching and eternity is a long time to burn.
Aw, come on, Jabsy. It’s always time for some bible bashing and threats of hellfire. Besides, it’s not like Kathy’s post would be any more relevant had she posted it anywhere else.
That is too funny.
Ahh, but it’s backwards, Facebook feeds read UP not down…
That’s pretty damn funny.
@Dan: True, but then the jokes would be more confusing for most people.
Wow, i was randomly searching this topic and thankfully found your page! Great job, very funny.
Very nice :D
pretty good.
I actually do have a Facebook page, but I prefer to use Twitter.
http://twitter.com/almightygod
http://www.new.facebook.com/people/Jehovah_Jireh/1440790292
LMAO that’s awesome!
I used to be facebook friends with Jesus, but he changed his name and left the country…
Newb; he should have known fossils were made during the Flood.
Daniel, have you seen this blog? Pretty funny.
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/
@Keith: I’m sure he did, but that’s not as funny. (It’s only funny that people still believe in flood geology 150 years after it’s been disproved!)
@McBloggenstein: I have seen that — pretty funny stuff.
Oh man! I so wish that was a real FB Page…
I don’t think its funny at all. Its so creative, YES, but i think people should be more careful when dealing with matters about God.
The comment after Eve’s gift by the serpent….that is Mockery, and the Bible is clear about mocking God…
Its a shame that the Fear of God is no longer there in humans this days…
Think about it.
@Kenince:
Why are you so afraid of an imaginary being? I have ripped a Bible apart and pissed on it and used it as toilet paper. If your God was so awesome and powerful, wouldn’t He have destroyed me by now? I’m still here…. BTW.. the ultimate blasphemy… the Holy Ghost is an unholy joke!
Ohhhhh…. Godddddddddddddddd I’m having a heart attack…..helpppppppppppppppp
LOLOL just kidding!! Still here
You’re judgement day is coming Michael. The Bible is very clear about when that happens. He is giving you time to see the light. He is a forgiving God. You still have time. But it is approaching and eternity is a long time to burn.
Well I do hope you don’t get judged on being able to read the date on which a post was made …
Aw, come on, Jabsy. It’s always time for some bible bashing and threats of hellfire. Besides, it’s not like Kathy’s post would be any more relevant had she posted it anywhere else.
I hope she doesn’t get judged on grammar. “You are judgment day is coming Michael” makes little to no sense.