Peanut butter, the atheist's nightmare!

Bananas almost crumbled my faith in atheism and evolution, but this — THIS — is too much.

Behold, peanut butter, the real atheist’s nightmare!

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  1. Eamon Knight says:

    Chuck Missler: another engineer making me embarassed for my profession.

  2. Whateverman says:

    Yup, I’d seen the original several years ago.

    Just another example of the willfull disabling of the brain…

  3. Michael says:

    Oh, if only that would really happen.

  4. Postman says:

    Ah-Ha! Darwinism proven once again through spontaneous evolution of peanut butter into brain-sucking, dumb-ass destroyer!
    The wonders of science often bring a tear of joy to my eye.

  5. I almost never fall for those. You got me this time. ;-)

  6. Lord of Numa says:

    wow… willful ignorance at its best

  7. Lord of Numa says:

    or worst, rather…

  8. Got me!

  9. Markus Lacay says:

    I find this video highly offensive to my ears. Shame on you for not marking this NSFW and NSFELH (extremely_loud_headphones) !!!!

  10. I’m going to have to find the original and find out what he was getting at… what a weird idea to use a jar of PB to make such a point.

  11. Ah! I can’t find the original. They are all paradies.

    I watched that banana vid. Hilarious.

    Never mind the fact that monkeys don’t usually use the “pop top” to peel the banana. They open them from the bottom.

    Also, never mind that evolutionarily speaking, fruits go from green – to yellow- to black – for very specific reasons, and they taste good so as to encourage mammals to eat them and spread their seeds through their scat. These are all attributes that encourage this plant to proliferate as much as possible.

    People that point at things such as this, and even the human eye, as being so obviously made with intelligent design simply cannot comprehend the complexities and purpose of evolution.

    That guy is acting as though bananas were always like that, and were just put here in that state, and have remained unchanged.

    How narrow minded.

  12. This one contains the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

    • Rosita says:

      That’s hilarious all on its own. What kind of crap “scientific” education produces an “engineer” or this caliber?

  13. jonpeltier says:

    The banana is such a great example of an intelligent divine creator. The tiny impotent seeds are for decoration, and in no way indicate evolution from a form that previously reproduced through their use.

  14. @jonpeltier: And it fits right in my hand, unlike so many other of god’s creations! It just shows he made the banana, and then left the rest to evolution. :)

  15. Metro says:

    @Jonpeltier:

    Oh come ON! Even Ray Comfort rescinded that one when it was pointed out that the banana in its current form is in fact the product of intelligent design–That of plantation owners who, through generations of crossbreeding, have produced a uniform, easy-to-grow fruit.

    Never mind–maybe you should go to his blog. I think I saw a crocoduck over there.

    This is also obviously why Elvis is still alive: All those peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches giving him their extra life force.

  16. Aubrey says:

    ohmygoodness!!!!!
    this is funny, but my panic attacks….! I screamed so loud my neighbors came to see what was wrong. I hate to spoil your fun, but please please please think of some way to warn us. Someone sent me something like this at work 2 years ago and I had to go home for the day…… thx

    love your blog!

  17. Erra says:

    Hmmm…. ‘New life’ evolving in peanut butter? Why? And why would one particular jar be a convincing test case?

    Daft.

    • Rosita says:

      See the original video. According to the “engineer”, humans have been conducting such tests on peanut butter jars for a hundred years – and still haven’t found any new life that didn’t come from outside the jar. Perhaps they just didn’t subject the jars to enough “energy” before they opened the lid. Apparently “evolutionists” believe that all new life begins that way. That probably comes from their frequent observations of women being struck by lightening at the moment of conception. :-)

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