I’m going to start a Payer and Fasting @Home kit. It’s much cheaper to do it at home than go to a conference and let’s remember, the whole point of Christianity was that you as a human have a direct hotline to God. Why have a hotline if you don’t use it?
The kit will come with a small instruction card (“pray and put down the damn cinnamon roll)” and cost just $24.99.
Truly Epic Lulz
Well if it’s for Catholics then they’ll still be eating/drinking the Jesus.
What’s the point of praying to god for shit anyway. Hasn’t he already made up his mind?
I’m hungry now…
I’m inspired now.
I’m going to start a Payer and Fasting @Home kit. It’s much cheaper to do it at home than go to a conference and let’s remember, the whole point of Christianity was that you as a human have a direct hotline to God. Why have a hotline if you don’t use it?
The kit will come with a small instruction card (“pray and put down the damn cinnamon roll)” and cost just $24.99.