I praise His Mighty Meatballs for how long the entry is for “Flying Spaghetti Monster“ in Wikipedia. But it is still short for the massive amount of evidence we have for His Existence. Of course we can’t make all that public, lest the masses neglect the virtue of faith, but let us be confident it exists!
And if you have been touched by his Noodly Appendage, be sure to tell others the good news with tracts! Only then will you prove yourself to be a TruePastafarian™ and show yourself worthy of His Monsterness.
Also I tell you that in times to come people will mock you for your faith in the FSM and you will be tempted to leave the fold. But I say — if you do, you were never a true believer and will be worse off than an unbeliever when you stand before His Shiny Plate in paradise.
Ramen!
PS: Truly I say unto you, these words were inspired directly from you-know-who, praise be His Name forever.
Ramen!
Shiver me timbers and a bottle of grog for all … ah-ha me hearties!
Ramen.
But you forget, Pastafarianism is the only empirically supported religion, with tons of very scientific looking graphs. We must let the public see the massive amounts of evidence, to convince them to come to the FSM.
Also, Holiday started yesterday, and will go until early January, remember that whenever someone tells you “Happy Holidays” you are speaking to a Pastafarian, even though they themselves may not realize it.
In the name of our complex carbohydrate creator,
RAmen
No, no… Empirical evidence is irrelevant next to the power of Pareidolia. Thus, I present my pot of spaghetti:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/spajadigit/3067789216/
RAmen
Ramen!
RAmen!
May you be touched by his noodley appendage!
RAmen.
RAmen, instead of Amen?? That’s freaking hilarious!!
I praise his mighty meatballs as well.
@McBloggenstein: The FSM doesn’t, unlike main stream relgions, require you to praise him all the time. He’s just not that insecure.
Ah, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pesto be upon him) has truly touched you with his Noodly Appendage!
YAAARRRRGH and RAmen.
Sorry, you have been ensnared by the wicked one. The FSM came long after the Invisible Pink Unicorn (Bless Her Holy Hooves). You see, the FSM is evil, having been created by the Purple Oyster. The Invisible Pink Unicorn (Bless Her Holy Hooves) is the one true God and ruler of the Universe. Pizza with Pineapple anyone?
Why is your deity a monster? What inspiration do we get from a monster made of food? I have found food to be inspiring, just not big flying lumps of it.
I realize the point is to mock, but why not worship a worthy icon such as a sexy millionaire James Bond who lives forever with constant pick of girls?
Because it wouldn’t be as fun. The FSM is about enjoying life, being relaxed, eating sacramental pasta, and talking like a pirate, if you feel like it, on september 19.
It’s not about being inspired (as well as simultaneously envious and fearful, from the deity you describe). We have science and art for that.
Well some people do sort of “worship” Chuck Norris, if you’re more in the all-powerful, wrathful type of god.