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The Dance of the Bolas Spider
This is from Life in the Undergrowth.
Posted in Science, Videos, Weird
8 Comments
Your Assignment in Heaven
I stumbled on this the other day while doing some research. I love it when I find absurd stuff like this — it’s fascinating what some people can actually believe. On a message board, Kathy asks “BibleProbe” what heaven is going to be … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Fundamentalism, Humor, Oh the Stupidity!, Superstition
90 Comments
Satan Is Everywhere
I like how the girl uses the ontological argument for Satan’s existence: how could we draw Satan if he doesn’t exist? Likewise, how could we draw the Flying Spaghetti Monster if he didn’t exist? Since we can conceive of such a being, … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Humor, Religion
86 Comments
Atheist Blog Rankings
Atheist Blogger has put together an automated atheist blog ranking system. He takes a bunch of data, does some math voodoo with it, and then the rankings magically appear. Or something like that. UF is #11, which means I need … Continue reading
Posted in Atheism, Links
2 Comments
9 Proofs Google is God
There is a new god in town, and her name is Google. Here are 9 proofs that Google is God, according to The Church of Google: Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can … Continue reading
Posted in God, Humor, Technology
38 Comments
Popular Pastor Encourages Child Suffering
A popular Christian pastor, John Piper, thinks spanking is okay. Actually, that’s a bit of an understatement. He’s really excited about spanking. He believes God makes us suffer, so we should imitate him and make our children suffer by spanking … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Fundamentalism, God, Parenting, The Problem of Evil
222 Comments
How Many Virgins?
Here is two Muslim terrorists arguing over how many virgins they will get in Paradise: As Aubrey said (my paraphrase), “What is heaven for the man is hell for the women.” Another expanded on the thought: Is hell and Paradise … Continue reading
Posted in Fundamentalism, Humor, Islam, Videos
51 Comments
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
by Lara M. Gardner I have seen the bumper sticker a lot. I saw it again recently and kept ruminating on it, asking the same question — “Who would Jesus bomb?” Over and over, the answer that came to mind … Continue reading
Posted in Articles, Christianity, Fundamentalism
75 Comments
Is Evolution and the Bible Compatible?
From The Big Questions: One of the blowhards from Answers in Genesis brays, There isn’t evidence [for evolution]…. Some people put their spin on it based on their presuppositions. Now clearly I’m a biased person because I start by believing in the Bible…. What’s … Continue reading
Posted in Creationism / ID, Evolution, Videos
126 Comments