I got a kick out of this:
Seriously though — if the Pope is really “Jesus Christ’s representative on earth,” then why doesn’t Jesus protect him? It seems like he’s almost a… gasp… normal human without supernatural protection!
If the Pope doesn’t even trust God with his life, why should you?
Update: I love this comment by Steven Carr: “While Pope John Paul II praised Mary for deflecting the bullet so it did not kill him, it appears they are now taking no chances on Mary’s bullet-deflecting abilities.”