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Thanks for Dying Jesus, This Candy is AWESOME!
Even secular folks can join Christians in celebrating the excruciating death of their God on a cross today. If he didn’t die, would we be getting all this awesome candy? I’m not so sure. So thanks, Jesus! Om nom nom. (via)
Posted in Christianity, Humor, Jesus
807 Comments
The Bible Encourages Abortion
Next time a Christian talks about abortion, consider bringing up this verse from Ecclesiastes: Again I saw all the oppressions that are practiced under the sun. Look, the tears of the oppressed—with no one to comfort them! On the side of … Continue reading
Posted in Abortion, Bible, Christianity
243 Comments
Improving Your Psychic Abilities
This could be helpful, if it wasn’t complete bullshit. (via)
Posted in Humor, Pseudoscience, Superstition, Videos
23 Comments
Focus on the Family Narrator Arrested on Sex Charges
Juan Alberto Ovalle works for Focus on the Family and has narrated the Bible in Spanish for them. While working to save the family from filthy pornographers and pedophiles, however, he forgot to mention he’s one of them. He used … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Hypocrisy, Religion, Sexuality
37 Comments
The Elaborate Shrugs of Liberal Christianity
By Vorjack Most of the advanced schools of theology, feeling less adequate in a time of science’s empirical miracles and permanent, mathematical truths, protected themselves with scaled-down promises and vague imitations of the scientific method…. Theology, which had once ruled … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity
100 Comments
Rick Warren Lies on Larry King
Here Rick Warren lying on Larry King: I am not an anti-gay or anti-gay marriage activist. I never have been. I never will be. During the whole Proposition 8 thing, I never once went to a meeting, never once issued … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Fundamentalism, Hypocrisy, Politics, Sexuality
178 Comments
God Exists Because Christians Are Persecuted
Today’s argument for the existence of God is from Christian persecution. Believe it or not, this argument has been given from a number of Christians in the comments, though not quite as amusingly as this: 120. ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (I) … Continue reading
Posted in Apologetics, Christianity, Evidence, God, Humor, Persecution
27 Comments
Categories, Crustaceans & Cyclic Time
By Vorjack A month ago I wrote a piece discussing Cyclical Time and the way it affected the ancients’ understanding of history. Let’s look at that concept again, but this time focus on how it shaped the everyday lives of … Continue reading
Posted in Bible, Christianity, History, Myth
49 Comments
God Is 100% Real!
This kid knows God is 100% real. Because his parents say so.
Posted in Christianity, Humor, Videos
114 Comments
Jewish Newspapers Alter Cabinet Photo
Two “ultra-orthodox” Jewish newspapers “altered a photo of Israel’s new cabinet, removing two female ministers” — one replacing them with men and the other blacking them out. Why would they do such a thing? Publishing pictures of women is viewed … Continue reading
Posted in Fundamentalism, Hypocrisy, Judaism, Morality, Persecution
43 Comments
