The Holy Gospel of the Easter Bunny

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  • Nope

    This made my day.

  • LRA

    Awwww! Cute and a little sad at the same time. Poor bunny!

  • http://thechapel.wordpress.com the chaplain

    That’s hilarious!

  • Olaf

    You know some Atheists go too far in my opinion.
    Some want to remove Christmas and Easter from the holidays, but for a lot of people Christmas and Easter has no relationschip with religion anymore it is just some cultural holiday based on some old religion and is just fun.

    You cannot whipe out religion, and nor should we, or else we would become as bad as the relious pople trying to convert us.

  • Reginald Selkirk

    You know some Atheists go too far in my opinion.
    Some want to remove Christmas and Easter from the holidays, but for a lot of people Christmas and Easter has no relationschip with religion anymore it is just some cultural holiday based on some old religion and is just fun.

    Don’t blame us for the secularization of Christian religious holidays, it’s all the Vatican’s fault:
    Vatican distributes chocolate Easter eggs to earthquake children.
    What would Bill O’Reilly say about this terrible onslaught in the War on Easter?

  • http://www.slim-blondje.com/eng Pascalle

    I want to have my own celebration days.

    I don’t want stupid religious based holidays. they’re hypocrytical.

    I want to celebrate pretty numbers.
    Because they’re pretty.

    By the way.. ti’s christianity that hijacked a lot of heather celebration days and made up stories to make it their own.

  • http://www.slim-blondje.com/eng Pascalle

    Curse my typos :)
    Heather = heathen :)

  • Yoav

    Easter eggs are designed to keep children occupied while their pagan parents are participating in satanic orgies and are a representation of Lucifer’s testicles. It’s all in this book.
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/eastereggs.html

  • http://jacobsconfectionary.blogspot.com Jacob

    Hi Dan…

    You may get a kick out of my poem – which I’ve been running for about three years at Easter – “The Gospel of the Easter Bunny,” which you can find at Creative Confections here:

    http://jacobsconfectionary.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.theangryphilistine.wordpress.com The Angry Philistine

    That was awesome. i spent an hour or so last night looking for an Easter bunny crucifixion story for my blog… Leave to UF to actually find one…nice job


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