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I really wish I understood how it’s possible to be so deluded in the face of so much evidence…
Oh, I so hoped you were joking…..
As California high school teacher James Corbett says, “When you put on your Jesus glasses you can’t see the truth.”
*rolls eyes*
Anyone with Photoshop care to fix this?
How do you want it fixing?
http://yfrog.com/6sscifaij <— this
I was thinking of adding something like: “And a couple of chapters later, god killed the dinosaurs again in a big flood, because he wanted to delude some 19th and 20th century scientists and make them believe the earth would be much older. Because god doesn’t like dinosaurs and people with an inquiring mind”. But it’s a bit long.
How about “On the 6th day, god forgot about dinosaurs” ?
My boyfriend’s parents dress all of his younger siblings in clothes like this. They wear so many t-shirts with popular logos or slogans that have been jesusified… someday I hope they will escape their parent’s brainwashing.
The Ultimate Praying Championships!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_E4haW1upw&feature=related
Humanity is drowning in a sea of stupidity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3KcxJPi7Mo&eurl=
You’d think that if God is all-powerful and the absolute truth, you wouldn’t need gimmicky slogans and t-shirts for people to know about him.
If I was god, I would be horrified by the cretins who compromise the majority of my followers.
This actually made me chuckle. I mean, seriously?!?!
It also made me think of this comic:
http://hijinksensue.com/2008/06/13/the-immaculate-extinction-theory/
I wonder how the profits of this are being used? Which of the leaders are getting a big cut from it? LOL
Shoot me but I love the shirt. The colours are fantastic.
Colors? What about the typography and content?
If it were just the dinosaur, it would be a cool kids shirt. But good god the rest is literally killing me. (Okay, maybe not literally, but close! ;)
I didn’t say I approved the message. I said I liked the colours. Chill out!
Hey you were the one who said we could shoot you! ;)
As a joke, it’s hilarious. But as something serious… okay, it’s still hilarious.
So just let her buy the shirt and iron on the letters EPIC FAIL on the back!
That’s strange as I thought the t-shirt was meant as a parody.
I agree. When I see it (and yes, I’d like one too), I see a joke against creationism.
Genesis 1:24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/gen/1.html
No mention of giant lizards.
Obviously in Hebrew, cattle, or ZWHM, can mean “giant lizard”, “big cow”, and “mighty god.” :)
I WANT one! I wonder if the large is adult large or children’s? I’d love to see the reactions I would get from people. It could lead to great conversations.
The shirt makes creationists look like idiots. I thought it was a anti-creationist joke at first. Nooooo… it’s serious!
I agree the art work is good and would like one. I just can’t see giving my money to some group I think is so wrong.
Only in America… Which is why, I’m sorry to tell you guys, you’re regarded as the stupidest nation on the face of the planet. I know that’s a horrendously bad generalisation and that you guys aren’t stupid, but the fact that stuff like this is common in the USA just makes everybody else tar you all with that “stupid reichpublitard bible-basher” brush.
Yes, sometimes my fellow Americans make me feel like hiding my head under a rock…
I am fully aware that I am a stupid American, but America does not have a monopoly on stupidity :)
or on sweeping statements, it would seem.
lolz… This would make a great poe… pity it isn’t.
i’ll rock that with some baggy khakis
It’s so lame it’s awesome!
LOL! At first I, too, thought it was a satire-based shirt… but NOOO!
However, as Lorena said, the colors and artwork are fantastic and if I were wearing the shirt, it would definitely be satire. I might have to alter it by putting “(LOL!)” at the bottom with a Sharpie, though. ;-)
Genesis:
…on the 6th day, God created dinosaurs with BIG CLAWS because, though all the animals where vegetarians until the fall, all-knowing God knew Adam would eat the forbidden apple and be forever damned…
I figured that was just extra incentive not to eat the fruit.
“See those critters with the big claws and pointy teeth? They’re great for shredding things… especially sinful people who eat from the tree of knowledge. Just sayin’.”
dude. you realise that this is a joke right? it doesnt say that at that verse.
way to make fun of something you OBVIOUSLY took a great deal of time to research.
Hahaha nice shirt , nice article also!
I think this T-shirt is WONDERFUL.
After over two decades (everyone’s lost all hope of me growing out of it by now) of loving Dinosaurs…finally something humerous, dinosaur related and christian related…which ISN’T saying they never existed.
Fantastic :)
Nice to know I can be a scientist AND a christian. (Although not a Christian Scientist :D)