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Monthly Archives: May 2009
The Mormons Add a New Member
By Vorjack The Mormon fondness for genealogy is well known. Not quite so well known is the reason for that fondness. Some Mormons practice proxy baptism, also called “temple baptism,” a ritual where a living church member may act as … Continue reading
Posted in Mormonism
46 Comments
Afghanistan's Only Pig Quarantined in Flu Fear
If this were from The Onion, it would be funny. But since it’s from Reuters, it’s hilarious: Afghanistan’s only known pig has been locked in a room, away from visitors to Kabul zoo where it normally grazes beside deer and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Islam, Oh the Stupidity!
29 Comments
How Do Atheists Face Despair?
Stephen Rapp sent in this question: I am interested in atheism as a cultural movement. Every time I think about adopting atheism, I come up with road blocks. Here’s one: How do atheists face despair? I rarely feel a complete … Continue reading
Posted in Atheism, Questions
242 Comments
Why Psychoanalysis and Priests Don't Mix
From 1954 to 1964, a study followed 51 monks who went under psychoanalysis. The result? 2/3 of them left the monastery: Of the original 60 monks taking part in this experiment, only 20 are still monks; and of the 40 … Continue reading
Posted in Catholicism, Morality
24 Comments
Important Swine Flu Warning!
Please be advised this is NOT recommended due to the recent swine flu outbreak:
Posted in Current Events, Humor, Pictures
22 Comments
Idiot of the Week: Michelle Bachmann
The Idiot of the Week award goes to Michelle Bachmann for saying: I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under Democrat President Jimmy Carter. And I’m not blaming this … Continue reading
Posted in Current Events, Oh the Stupidity!, Politics, Superstition
110 Comments
Is Torture Ever Justifiable?
I’m curious how UF readers respond to the torture question, so here’s a poll. I’m assuming this definition of torture: the act of inflicting pain on another person for the purposes of punishment, information, or pleasure of the inflicter. Do you think … Continue reading
Posted in Morality, Politics, Questions
386 Comments
Isaac Asimov: The Three Laws of Robotics
Issac Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders … Continue reading
Posted in Science, Science Fiction, Videos
44 Comments
It's a Miracle! Can't You See and Feel Her?
The Virgin Mary has been discovered on a griddle in a Las Palmas restaurant and has been attracting worshippers. This is the caption for the above photo: Lucha Libre wrestlers Renegado and Mr. Tempest look at an image of the Virgin … Continue reading
Posted in Catholicism, Christianity, Faith, Humor, Miracles, Superstition, Weird
32 Comments
Keep Praising the Bible; It Breeds Freethinkers
by Vorjack “Too great praise challenges attention, and often brings to light a thousand faults that otherwise the general eye would never see. Were we allowed to read the Bible as we do all other books, we would admire its … Continue reading
Posted in Articles, Atheism, Bible, Christianity, Quotes
82 Comments