This is what a real relationship with Jesus would look like:
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They forgot to show the part where Jesus says “love me or I’ll torture you forever” like a psycho.
They also forgot the part where Jesus and roomie were at dinner and Jesus expects him to thank him for it…even though the roomie went to and paid for Burger King.
but just think of the money you’ll save on groceries!
yeah- but all you’ll ever get is fishes and loaves!!! (although the wine wouldn’t be a bad deal!)
Oh–and could you imagine driving with Jesus? He’d be all Hyacinth Bucket, telling you to mind the passerby on the sidewalk and stuff; eventually, he’d just push you out of the driver’s seat and take over.
“Jesus Take the Wheel” was a song by Carrie Underwood, you know…
I almost shat myself laughing. :D He kinda acts like my roommate. Damn, my roommate is Jesus? I wonder if there are any nails left…
A remember when Jesus came over to my house. I left some M&M in the candy bowl. He seemed pissed off. So I asked him if he would prefer Reese’s Pieces.
He said nothing and just left. He has not been back since.
I actually thought I’d find out what the “H” stood for at around 1.41. Guess not.
“Hussein”
You just won teh Internets.
I should mention I stole it from Synapostasy.
Heineken. Of course.
I thought it was “Herbert”. Or was that the middle name of some former US prez or something? I can never keep it straight.
I can’t stop laughing!!!!!
Hahahaha effing hilarious. 1:54 was the best part – “I died for your sins once, I’ll do it again!”
This is great! Even better than the dyfunctional but passionate relationship between Satan and Saddam Hussein on South Park.
I lol’d. =)
I was thinking of this video yesterday when someone tried to shove a pamphlet at me on the sidewalk about Lord. I was thinking about all the times Jesus hurts me, every time I stub my toe, every time there’s no hot water for the shower, every time I can’t find two shoes that match in my closet. Every time the bus goes by when I’m half a block away, every time there’s no toilet paper in the public bathroom, every time the neighbors are too loud. Anyway, his middle name starts with an F, not an H; the one with the middle name that starts with H is not the true Christ.