Genesis Revisited

Here’s a video version of Michael Shermer’s “Genesis Revisited“:

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My favorite part:

And God saw that the land was barren, so He created animals bearing their own kind, declaring Thou shalt not evolve into new species, and thy equilibrium shall not be punctuated. And God placed into the rocks, fossils that appeared older than 4004 B.C. that were similar to but different from living creatures. And the sequence resembled descent with modification. And the evening and morning were the fourth day.

And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creatures that hath life, the fishes. And God created great whales whose skeletal structure and physiology were homologous with the land mammals he would create later that day. God then brought forth abundantly all creatures, great and small, declaring that microevolution was permitted, but not macroevolution. And God said, “Natura non facit saltum”—Nature shall not make leaps. And the evening and morning were the fifth day.

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11 Responses to Genesis Revisited

  1. That was epic. I love it!

  2. BobFrank says:

    Wonderful!
    Right on and good points :)

  3. LRA says:

    “Go forth and multiply yourself!” HAAAHAHAAhahahahaaahaaahahaha!

  4. bigjohn756 says:

    Obviously narrated by Hawking while disguising his voice.

  5. Thegoodman says:

    Is this for real?

    “And God said, Thout shall visit TMZ.com every day and keep track of the Jonas brothers’ every move. That was at about 1:15pm on the 6th day.”

  6. Omar says:

    Very good :)

  7. Baconsbud says:

    Great video. I was laughing though it the whole way.

  8. Lorena says:

    I wish I could watch the video, but DH sleeping in next room. It’s 1 am. Maybe later.

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  10. Reginald Selkirk says:

    Hallelujah!

  11. faithnomore says:

    I hate it when I watch these kinds of things while at work and I have to do my best to stifle my laughing and I almost choke on my food!

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