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A child’s fantasy: clown and invisible friend.
Child’s nightmare: Clown and poltergeist
“Child, I’d like you to meet my father.”
AWESOME!
Child gets freaked out by clown. Jesus is amused.
“Yeah, but I can turn water into wine.”
Jesus is with you when your mommy leaves you at McDonald’s by mistake.
“Send in the clowns.” Maybe even get Glynis to sing it for the movie version.
“Jesus is there when Stephen King’s IT is about to eat your baby”
Atticus, I laughed till it hurt. And then kept laughing.
Two clowns, two circuses. Which will she choose?
Go ahead. Honk his nose. I’ll make it REALLY funny.
“Sure, Bozo! I bet she’ll give you a great lap dance, and I promise not to tell.”
You think the clown you can see is scary!
Have you met the pope?
Clowns: almost as funny as a white Jesus.
rofl
That’s ok the guy also has a number of drawings under a Black/Ethnic section and no I donlt just make this up!
The churches newest attempt to snag ‘em young.
Scary clown + root of all Catholic priests + small child = 60 second countdown to a lifetime of therapy and repressed memories.
Hey clown, who is this creepy guy behind me?
Clowny is …. With you always
Don’t worry! I won’t let that scary guy behind you get you!
Jessica, I’d like you to meet my brother, Buster.
hahahahahha
Jesus shows off his “Levitating Baby” trick again.
This is clown shit.
“Come baby, worship me and drink my blood and eat my flesh and you too can spend eternity in clown heaven.
New: Jesus 2.0 in Kodachrome!
Now Sarah had to get two restraining orders.
Ouchy the Clown (NSFW) isn’t sure about the costume nor audience for this new gig.
“behold child, I am worshiped by clowns.”
“Let’s both call her name and see who she goes to!”
haha – nice
Just like herpes… Possibly clown herpes?
I pity the clowns. Da*n chr**tians!
“Little Mary, meet your new husband.”
Hahahahahahaha!
I really meant that “exalting the foolish” remark…
Very funny!
Get back Jesus! Leave the baby out of this!
the clown is obviously not catholic
This is what I meant by childlike. – John C
This is Beppo. He is an assclown. When he’s not making children happy, he’s busy being Ray Comfort.
Meet my friend Pogo aka John Wayne Gacy. Ready for some fun?!!!
Clowns of all sorts are entertaining, but seriously baby girl, grow up.
“I’m starving.”
“How about this delicious child?”
…gah… “baby”… baby is funnier…
He watched you get molested as a child and He’ll watch you abuse children in the future; He won’t step in to stop the cycle. He’s a “watcher.”
F***in’ true! ROFLMAO
This one gets my vote!
Oh, hell yes!
Funny how that happens. Or doesn’t happen, as it happens.
“John Wayne Gacy Jr. vs. Jesus
…
Fight!”
Oooh! Can it be a celebrity death match?
“Hey…What is that poking the back of my head?”
Bwahahahahhaaaaaaa!!!
Two children’s friends named Clown and Imaginary that child should grow out of by age 7.
“Hey kid, who’s the clown with the beard?”
Jesus says, “See clown, it’s easy to get children to play with themselves in front of you! I’ll teach you the method too!”
“Fine, here’s the kid. But it’s the last time I play poker with you, Pennywise…”
Alright clown you distract her while I sneak up from behind.
Which do children perfer, clowns or imagery friends?
Jesus Christ vs Jesus Kitsch
Jesus: “Oh great clown creator of the universe, I offer you this sacrifice of a child.”
Be glad you’re a little girl. John Wayne only likes boys.
“How do you prefer your baby cooked?”
Clown: “I thought I told you to get me a boy!”
Jesus: “Hey! It was the best I could do on short notice!”
Jesus sez, “This is my father.”
I saw a slideshow of these images online somewhere a while ago. I don’t remember exactly where, but they all had amusing captions. The one with this picture was “Your Breakfast, Lord Wiggles”
That’s pretty good.
“Whatta should We’ah do with this-eh Bebe?”
“Ay tink thet’ah perhaps we have it for a dinah?”
“Ah honkers, Ees a big-enuf for-ah the 11 meegets in ze Car!!”
Bebe– theh otheh otheh white meat…