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Humans can regrow limbs, but
dwade didn’t have his camera.
Oh, this one’s gonna get the zombiegodbots in a tizzy.
I prefer pop-ups myself. Nothing like jebus in paper 3D :)
Yes, it didn’t happen unless it’s in popups. (Reminds me of one of my fave vids – a parody of Bush talking about “global warmings”) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOjfxEejS2Y
Even just some actual archaeological evidence would be a sight better than what they have!
Oooooh, that would be good. Imagine:
Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace…
Oops, I meant imagine:
One minuscule, iffy, eentsy tad of archeological evidence of Jeeeeeeeeesus, and it christians will go out of their
mindsbrainstems. “He’s real! It’s all true!” They will not have enough functioning brain cells or anti-hypocrisy antibodies to remember all the continued archeological and fossil finds showing evolution and saying “Scientists keep revising their theories! That shows they’re wrong! There’s not enough evidence!”I read (was it on this blog?) that some fundy radio stations (in the US) play a bastardised version where the line is “and one religion too”. Now that’s sacrilege.
Just adding my LOLZ here. That’s good stuffs.
You realize they could say the same thing to us about evolution. It seems a silly proposition to say someone would have to provide pics when there weren’t cameras, even as a joke. I’m a full-blown Atheist, but still, this one just seems silly.
(evidence of any kind)
We have pics for evolution. It’s called the fossil record.
And pics for the Big Bang. Static.
The pictures of the Big Bang were taken by satellites called WMAP and COBE.
It’s an internet meme phrase, not meant to be taken uber-literal. It just means without sufficient evidence, I won’t believe your claim.
Ah. Fair enough. Not heard the phrase before.
Daniel, are you arguing that this statement should be taken metaphorically?
If so, I’m going to remember that and use it as a defense next time I get criticized for my own metaphorical interpretations!!!
:)
It’s getting better the more I think about it…
it’s not meant to be taken uber-literal…
“But, how do you know the intent of the author? Have you ever met the author?”
I have to agree. I’m quite certain the Battle of Crécy happened and that Darwin visited the Galapagos but I don’t see pictures.
my children’s bible has drawings in it. do those count? they could be from thousands of years ago.
You know, some of those might count. Some of them could have been portraits drawn from life!
Illustrated Stories From The Bible
by Paul Farrell
BTW, in the age of Photoshop, pics are sometimes not enough.
I saw a special on Jesus on PBS. They had really good quality video of Him back then!
did he look like the guy in the “always with you” pictures?
Of course. A little darker and messier hair for the action pics. He probably just needed a shower and stylist.
I love the history shows on PBS. They had such good video of ancient Egyptians and Roman centurions and politicians too!
Funny, it didn’t improve much between then and the videos of George Washington thousands of years later.
if he had a shower and a stylist he would be….
Buddy Christ
Nobody trusts pictures anymore, especially when there is Photoshop.
OMFSM!!!!!!!!!!!!
It might be Zelig in those pictures instead of Jesus!!!??????
Oh people were tricking others long before photoshop… ;)
I was amazed when I watched Spartacus and learned that the ancient Romans had wrist watches and sneakers!