Mermaid Sightings Claimed in Israel

MermaidIt seems some landlubbers think they’ve seen them a mermaid in Israel:

An alleged mermaid, said to resemble a cross between a fish and a young girl, only appears at sunset. It performs a few tricks for onlookers before disappearing for the night.

One of the first people to see the mermaid, Shlomo Cohen, said, “I was with friends when suddenly we saw a woman laying on the sand in a weird way. At first I thought she was just another sunbather, but when we approached she jumped into the water and disappeared. We were all in shock because we saw she had a tail.”

The sightings apparently began several months ago.

The town’s tourism board is of course delighted with their newfound fame and local mystery fauna. Taking a cue from the town of Inverness, Scotland (on the shore of Loch Ness), the Kiryat Yam government has offered a $1 million reward for the first person to photograph the creature. Town spokesman Natti Zilberman thinks the reward money is well-spent. “I believe if there really is a mermaid then so many people will come to Kiryat Yam, a lot more money will be made than $1 million.”

Their government is pretty smart to offer a reward — though it will also encourage more fakes.

Like miracles, this is an event people swear to have seen with their own eyes, yet no evidence has been produced. Skeptics are, well, skeptical, and just saying you saw a mermaid isn’t enough. You have to prove it, or we’re going to assume you had too much to drink or experienced an optical illusion (which is common with water).

But if you have real proof, we’ll be happy to believe it.

Until then, we’ll laugh at you.

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26 Responses to Mermaid Sightings Claimed in Israel

  1. wazza says:

    behaviour sounds like a seal to me…

  2. Kaz Dragon says:

    Well, they must exist. After all, Muslims are allowed to eat them:

    http://www.islam-qa.com/en/ref/103991/mermaids

    • Metro says:

      Okay, but are they strictly kosher, as well as halal? I mean, that might tell us what waters it’s native to and whether it needs to be relocated.

  3. mikespeir says:

    We should expect people to ridicule what they find ridiculous.

    • Aor says:

      I couldn’t agree more.

      • Michael R says:

        Ridicule is a useful tool which can be used to snap delusional people out of their petty fantasies. It is a social sanction which encourages people to use good logic and avoid bad assumptions and poor reasoning. You should never feel badly about ridiculing that which you find to be ridiculous, providing you yourself are not engaging in the bad assumptions or poor reasoning.

  4. J Michael says:

    Minor edit, landlubbers not land lovers though both apply in their own way.

  5. nelly says:

    any sightings of Bat Boy nearby?

  6. Devysciple says:

    [...]but when we approached she jumped into the water and disappeared.

    Wow, what a feat! That’s way better than just raising some guys from the dead. I mean, jumping without actually having feet or legs, that’s really impressive! *rolleyes&facepalm*

  7. Yoav says:

    This area of Israel has a lot of chemical industry that was pumping waste into the see for some time so anything is possible. Anyway I saw the mermaid it was sunbathing (topless) with bigfoot but when I tried to take a picture they escaped on a flying saucer. On a serious note, it’s a great idea if it works the town will make money from tourists and since there is no mermaid no one will ever collect the reword.

  8. Olaf says:

    It could be one of the so called transitional fossiles that creationiss believe that should exist.

  9. Sunny Day says:

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1078#comic

    Things I now believe in: Mermaids

    Things I no longer believe in: Dynamite Fishing

  10. I dont collect stamps says:

    Now was the fish part on top or on the bottom?

  11. Yair says:

    As an Israel – not our proudest moment…

  12. Rico Von Katlick says:

    Of course mermaids exist. Prove they don’t.

  13. cypressgreen says:

    You people are SO ignorant! Haven’t any of you ever been to Florida? Go to Weeki Wachee Springs to see the real thing.

    http://weekiwachee.com/main/index.php?option=com_morfeoshow&task=view&gallery=4

    Actually, I discovered the mermaids when working on my postcard album. My mother’s old album had a few black and white cards from Weeki Wachee and I was surprised to find they are still in business.

  14. Brendan Klos says:

    Just tell me where I can find the mermaid and tell me what does she look like?

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