Obama’s “Catholic Plan”

Did you know that the only thing between the US and socialism is the Catholic Church? That’s why Obama is trying to “neutralize” the Catholic Church! Doesn’t it all make sense now, in a sort of deluded, tin-foil-hat wearing, psychotic way?

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“Stand firm, Catholics, and rush to the battle lines! We know who wins the war!”

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  1. mikespeir says:

    Is the Pope’s mitre lined with foil? I’ve always suspected. (Actually, we might all be better off if it were!)

  2. arrakis says:

    My Catholic parents have been receiving this kind of propaganda in the mail since the presidential election.

    Freakout!!!

  3. I was only able to stomach about a minute of the video and saw at least a half dozen falsehoods. People who think like this honestly scare me.

  4. rayceeya says:

    TEH STUPID!!! IT BURNS!!!

    God Knows (pardon me but I was raised Catholic so I still use many of the old colloquialisms) that most of the people following this moron are the ones who would have been left absolutely destitute if not for the bailouts and the extensions on unemployment and COBRA and all the other “socialist” programs this foreskin sucking wingtard is raving against.

  5. The_Mike says:

    If they know who wins the war, why fight?

  6. Damn they took it down before I could watch it . . .

  7. The_Mike says:

    Hang on, the Catholic Church doesn’t seem to have a problem with socialised medicine in Western Europe, or any other industrialised nation on the planet. Just the USA. What an interesting anomaly.

    • Francesc says:

      It’s called politics.
      Here in western europe universal healthcare is considered a right, and they know is a lost battle. They even could lose some of their followers.

  8. Bender says:

    I wonder how do they explain that the countries where catholicism is stronger (Italy, Spain, France, etc.) all have “socialized” medicine.
    And I can’t believe these morons have the nerve to bring up Hitler, who happened to be a devout catholic. I think these guys need to see this nice collection of pictures of the führer attending religious ceremonies:
    http://www.nobeliefs.com/nazis.htm

  9. GeekGirl says:

    Awww, Catholics say the darndest things. If you view it on youtube, don’t forget to read the comments. One of my favorites:

    “by 2012 it might be too late! we need to stop the new world order as soon as possible by spreading this information and waking up more people! globalism=fail”

    • trj says:

      “… The elderly will not get the medical care they need under Obama’s healthNOTcare. They will be given “death counseling” instead to prepare them for death. He is America’s Hitler.”

      Yeah, I see what you mean. It’s a real nutfest over there. Entertaining, though.

      • GeekGirl says:

        I would find it more entertaining if it weren’t for the fact they are serious and living in our country right now. People are scared of terrorists? They are missing what’s in their own backyards.

      • Custador says:

        If he was America’s Hitler they’d be embracing him as a hero. I mean, that’s what they did for the actual Hitler after all.

        • trj says:

          Say what you will about Hitler, but he was all for “traditional family values”.

          In my experience, “family values” to many Christian fundies entails a paternalistic, ridiculously conservative, intolerant household.

          • GeekGirl says:

            I would also like to point out that around my area, there are quite a few Christians who think Hitler was a great man. Of course, they don’t wear the white robes much anymore, but they are still here. So they have been able to merge the concepts of Naziism and Christianity. Sadly.

            • 3D says:

              It doesn’t take much “merging” to get from Nazism to Christianity. They have a lot in common from the get-go. Peas in a pod.

  10. michael says:

    The stupidity of these people is sickening.

  11. mahousniper says:

    I was a bit confused as to how every single comment on the video was positive until I tried to post a comment of my own. It turns out he’s filtering the comments. No doubt just like Jesus would have censored it.

    What would have been posted:
    This is the biggest pile of lies, slander, and propaganda I’ve ever seen. Not a single one of his claims were supported by evidence and he even went so far as to suggest Obama was both a Nazi fascist and a communist at the same time, ignoring the fact that those are two COMPLETELY OPPOSITE ideologies. Everything in this video was demonstrably wrong or intentionally misleading.

    This cast is deceitful and filled with intentional lies. You should be ashamed to call yourself a man of god.

  12. neophyte says:

    Micheal Voris, S.T.B.—- seriously, totally, batshit.

  13. makeanoise says:

    Wait, the Catholics are concerned about Socialism? Well, they do live in a huge house, that Vatican thing and all, so i guess they have to hate socialism….if only Christ could see them now in their big house in Italy, I’m sure he would be pleased.

    Thanks for the good laugh…the Catholic Church couldn’t stop an illegal invasion of Iraq by the Bush/Cheney regime, but they are going to stop President Obama from trying to bring health care reform to American citizens?????

    hahahahahahahahaha, thanks again for the laugh…

    • Francesc says:

      “the Catholics are concerned about Socialism?”
      Well… Vatican is a pretty socialist country. They don’t have a lot of possessions of their own, but are state’s properties; they have a salary direct from the only-party organisation and the benefits -appart from what they have to use to life- are for the party (call it RC); they can’t deny what his leader say -because he is infallible, ya know- even when it contradicts real facts. They choose their leader between the members of their own organisation just like cuba does. His needs are covered by the state…
      Of course there are also some differencies, like those about women rights but still, it has a lot of things in common with a communist dictatorship

  14. Siveambrai says:

    My husband’s grandmother is one of these people. She was actually stocking up on household supplies this time last year and then told he and I that we should come live at her house after Obama was sworn into office and immediately pronounced the NWO since she was prepared.

    When we’ve seen her since then it’s something very similar to the doomsday cult “it’s coming and will happen soon”.

    I actually cut the inside of my lip last time we were there from biting it so hard. I would totally call her out on her bullshit but this lady totally dominates her entire family and would pressure my husband into leaving me and possibly cut him off from the rest of his family if I were to say something that upset her.

  15. Elliott says:

    “Once you see things in this light [sips Kool-Aid] it all becomes brilliantly clear.”

  16. bigjohn756 says:

    Go Obama! We can always undo the socialist stuff later, but, once we are rid of Catholics just imagine how much better off we will be.

  17. Custador says:

    Any youtube video which has comment aproval and only shows comments which agree with it is not worth worrying about. The man’s an idiot with bad fake tan who doesn’t know the difference between National Socialism (i.e. the Nazi party) and socialism. He also claims that the catholic church roundly condemned the Nazi party – complete historical bunk. They stood by and let the holocaust happen, and the current pope was an active member of the Hitler Youth. The only vortex here is being caused by the gaping vaccuum between that man’s ears.

  18. Custador says:

    Holy crap, check out the questions these guys ask if you want to join their fruitloop website:

    http://www.realcatholictv.com/register.php?t=1

  19. Roger says:

    48 seconds. That was all I could stand–holy fuckballs, what the hell was that retarded nonsense?

  20. Olaf says:

    Aren’t the religions in the US also for this pro-rape contract? The contarct with the fine print that if you get raped in the company that you cannot file a complaint?

  21. Michael says:

    There clearly is massive votebotting going on. Not only does this video have a 4-star rating, all its comments (until the last few hours) are massively thumbs-upped, especially the first few. I mean, it’s possible he just got a huge flock of Catholics to come watch it (actually he must have, because there are a decent number of comments), but 800,000 views? Four stars? Good comments censored out while insane ones get ten thumbs up? I doubt it.

  22. Seabhag says:

    So. . . That wasn’t a poe? Seriously?

    • Oily Homer says:

      I agree. What with the terrible wig, the forced delivery, and the blatant falsehoods espoused, I felt sure that it was a parody.

  23. Matthew says:

    For me the stop word was “henchmen” – please . . . only comic book bad guys have henchmen.

    • Daniel Florien says:

      Haven’t you been listening? Obama is like a comic book bad guy character: but much, much worse!!!1!

      • GeekGirl says:

        Yes, Jesus is going to be the newest member to the Justice League, and they are going to take on Obama and his administration in the next issue. Watch out for the Wonder Twins, they can turn into a bird and a bucket of water, which of course will melt the president.

  24. Garrett says:

    How dare people strive for a utopian heaven on Earth. Down with socialism.

  25. ElitistB says:

    Go go comment farming!

    My comment:
    Socialism attempts to create a heaven on earth, while the Catholic church maintains that Earth is Hell. If you hate the planet so much, please leave and let the rest of us try to make things better.

  26. 3D says:

    As a rule of thumb, I generally don’t trust “The Truth” coming from someone who is wearing a dead raccoon on his head and trying to pass it off as his real hair.

  27. lurker111 says:

    I didn’t know Moe Howard’s barber was still alive …

  28. Mark D says:

    The Catholic Church run Paraguay as a socialist state.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Paraguay#Jesuit_reducciones

  29. Lowrack says:

    My question is: How can we counteract this level of stupidity in our society?

    I understand that in any group of people the level of intelligence will vary, but this level of stupidity is both repulsive and mystifying. The standard for truth in this country is set at the level of “foreskin sucking wingtard” (to quote rayceeya). In an era where science is making incredible strides, is this the inevitable backlash from the apes who got left behind? Possibly; but it runs much deeper than that. There’s a pervasive anti-intellectualism in America that has gotten too big for its breeches and is running amock bankrupting the intellect of the average, gawd-fearing American. It doesn’t help that religious people have subverted reality by accepting, without question, a mythical fantasy world in which angels fly about helping people and an invisible, intangible, magical superdude pulls the strings on this puppet show from his lofty seat in a fictional utopia.
    Where do we go from here?

    • VidLord says:

      Lowrack: “a mythical fantasy world in which angels fly about helping people and an invisible, intangible, magical superdude pulls the strings on this puppet show from his lofty seat in a fictional utopia.”

      lol well said. My mom believes that if you don’t say your guardian angel prayer, your guardian anglel’s hand’s are tied from helping you! Oh and my dad just recently sent me an email where he said that humans walked with dinosaurs. They believe “God” micro-manages this planet…. funny huh?

  30. idea1013 says:

    The Catholic Church has condemned socialism because it denies the central truth of Christianity- that man needs god. Just look at that statement for a moment. If people learned to be more self-reliant and simultaneously helped one another more, god would become obsolete. No wonder they are afraid. I never thought I would say this, but Sarah Silverman was right- if the Catholic Church actually wanted to help the people, they would sell Vatican City and feed every starving individual in the world- probably for years. Too bad their compassion doesn’t extend that far into their collective wallets.

  31. VidLord says:

    watch out – the emperor is coming:

    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Large_Format_Pix/POD/home.html

  32. Tom says:

    I love all the idiot comments. They can’t see what Obama is doing is so wrong. He is doing exactly as predicted. While some seem ok with him attacking the Catholic faith, I wonder how they would feel if and when he tries to take away a freedom that is near and dear to their hearts. I guess they will be ok as long as the great divider keeps giving them free stuff using other peoples money.

    • Sunny Day says:

      Thanks for your warning of all the idiots out there Tom! We appreciate you demonstrating by example.

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