40 Million Americans… Going to Hell?

Another atheist billboard defaced in a Subway:

I guess they think putting a smiley face after it makes their bigotry and hatred okay.

Comments

  1. Custador says:

    They’ll deny that it’s bigotry and hatred, though. They’ll say that it can’t be them who hates us, they’re not the ones sending us to hell. No, it’s all down to their imaginary friend! Yes, not only is it the case that GodDidIt (TM), but it’s also the case that GodExcusedIt (TM).

    It’s hard to talk sensibly with anybody who falls back on those arguments.

  2. Travis says:

    Yay 40 million people will burn forever and ever (and ever). What great news this is! This is the kind of news that really puts a smile on your face :D

    • Custador says:

      That’s what Christianity does for you, I guess. Turns you into a sadist.

    • Francesc says:

      Well, in fact it is great knews. We could solve all our energetic problems with a device that could burn “something” forever :-)

      Moreover, it is not 40 million, those are only the atheists whic would be burning in hell. But of course, depending on the winner, all religious people who did fail to choose the truly one (TM) sect are going to be also burning in hell for all the eternity…

  3. Lisa S says:

    Now of course if atheists were to place some snide remark under their posters, there would be major outcry on the bigotry that atheist (AKA:satanists) impose and a full investigation to find the culprits.

    I guess the smiley face makes it all ok.

  4. Fett101 says:

    40 million Americans are going to hell.
    “But he loves you!” – Carlin

  5. Dave says:

    Someone needs to add “you first” below the grafitti.

  6. MarkD says:

    At least the Hard Rock Cafe in hell has better music.

  7. Bubba says:

    Religious people wouldn’t put a smiley after it. They don’t dare making fun of things like this.

    My guess is it was some kid having fun. And I actually thought it was a bit amusing.

    • trj says:

      Yeah, me too. I really can’t get worked up about this.

      Someone should add “in style”. Together with the smiley that would send a nicely confusing message.

    • brgulker says:

      That’s exactly what I thought as well, Bubba.

      I suppose of a member of Phelps’ congregation might get a kick out of 40 million people going to hell, but most Christians would be far too upset about such a statement to add a =) (at least in my experience).

    • Daniel Florien says:

      Oh, I don’t know. I’d guess it’s a Christian teenager. I did stupid things as a Christian teenager and I’d guess there are other stupid Christian teenagers who would find doing something like this amusing.

      I’m guessing they had some friends around and thought this would be cool. Doesn’t mean they actually think people going to hell is funny when you talk to them one on one. They may even feel guilty about it. People do stupid things to impress peers.

  8. brgulker says:

    But it was phrased in the form of a question! Seriously, they were just asking for an answer!

    I kid, I kid :)

  9. arrakis says:

    “I desire to go to hell and not to heaven. In the former I shall enjoy the company of Popes, Kings, and Princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks and apostles.”
    -Niccolo Machiavelli

  10. Kevin says:

    Are you sure that’s a smiley face and not an arrow pinting to where we’re all gonna go?

  11. IS says:

    Surely they mean Hell, Norway?
    http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway

  12. Mike says:

    When we all get down there, the Devil says to the Christians that “I’m afraid the Jews were right”. It’s all on video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68VpeHCjA-s

  13. Sic says:

    Well, we all know God loves vandalism.

    Blessed be the vandals for theirs is a seat at the right hand of the lord.

  14. Yoav says:

    I don’t think its a smiley face. It look more like an arrow pointing down (since atheists are so stupid we may have thought hell is up and ended in heaven).

  15. Sunny Day says:

    Smiley Faces do make everything better.

    Example:

    I eat Babies :)

  16. Michael says:

    The smiley face after the threat of eternal torture indicates that they are sadists. Not surprising really…….

  17. nomad says:

    40 million Americans good without God? Well let me play Devil’s advocate. How many of that 40 million are actually good? They are Americans after all.

    • Matt D says:

      @Nomad

      I’m usually quick to put the boot into Americans, but I’m offended by your implication that Americans without God are unlikely (or less likely) to be good. While not American, as an Athiest I’m implicated in this too.

      Tell me when an American atheist last allowed their child to die rather than see a doctor (i could trot out any number of topical issues eg gay rights, abortion, freedom of speech).

      Give me ONE example of an atheist doing someting “bad” simply because they dont believe in god. People don’t “do” things they “don’t” believe in something.

      • Custador says:

        On the other hand, I am an atheist and (though I’m normally a nice guy) am capable of being a very bad man indeed. If I were religious, I could fool myself that the sky-daddy gave me ultimate forgiveness for it, I suppose.

        I think you might be reading too much into Nomad’s post. To me he’s just saying that religion is pretty irrelevant to how you behave, and I agree.

      • nomad says:

        I don’t generally intend to offend, but that is sometimes the byproduct of making a provocative statement. I think Custador has the right interpretation:

        “religion is pretty irrelevant to how you behave”

    • Nick says:

      Man oh man, Nomad. If you play devil’s advocate for advertising copy, you must never get a wink of sleep.

      • nomad says:

        Just pointing out the underlying and (probably) unintended assertion: all atheists (in America) are good. I guess the syllogism would go something like this.

        1 Homer is an atheist.
        2. Atheists are good.
        3. Homer is good.

  18. qwertyuiop says:

    New billboard to be posted near that one:

    “Millions know that vandalism is immoral and illegal without God. Do you?”

  19. mahousniper says:

    Only a loving god would torture people forever.

  20. Darkthrone says:

    Deus ex was an amazing game for it’s time. If only my damned disk would work.

    • Elemenope says:

      Just torrent the disc image and then use daemontools (or comparable software) to mount it. It isn’t even illegal, since you own the original disc.

      FWIW, Deus Ex is still my all-time favorite game. Have you played it with Shifter?

      • Taffer says:

        It certainly is a great game. I also enjoy System Shock 2 and the Thief series (still playing fan missions *praise the builders*)

      • trj says:

        I used to like daemontools until I found out it installs a rootkit (which will not be uninstalled with the rest of the application). It’s not a malignant rootkit that tries to do harm, but if, for some reason, it causes your machine to become unstable, good luck getting rid of it. I managed to, but it took me a day to figure out, using various tools.

        • Elemenope says:

          do you know of a cleaner image mounting package that can run game disks?

          • trj says:

            I haven’t tried any alternative mounting apps, but surely there must be some adequate, free ones. Here’s a starting point. Let me know if you find anything useful.

            If you don’t need to mount an iso image but simply want to burn it directly to a disc, I recommend InfraRecorder.

          • trj says:

            One more thing: The purpose of the daemontool rootkit is to disguise the fact that the image is running on an emulated disc drive. This is done in order to prevent some forms of copy protection, where applications refuse to execute if they’re not run from a hardware drive (the thought behind it being that if you’re running it virtually you didn’t buy it). So if you run into this problem, daemontools is the way to go – provided you can live with a rootkit.

  21. 1984 says:

    If we are really generous and grant the number 2 billion christians to christianity that means that almost 5 billion of the world’s population will suffer and be tortured till the end of times. And this is purely based pretty much on where people are born. Such a system!
    Imagine if a politician had this sort of power, imagine the outrage. But for God of course this is alright. And people praise this…monster.

  22. RogerE says:

    I’d rather go to hell than to the boredom that they say heaven will be like.

    • JonJon says:

      This is a tangent, but I’ve never understood this argument. If heaven is boring, then by definition, I don’t think we could reasonably call it heaven. The point is that it is a perfect existence, sans death, violence, hatred, etc. A perfect existence can’t just be defined by what isn’t present, though, and I think a perfect existence would have to be interesting basically by definition.

      This is a completely subjective train of thought, obviously, and I don’t even have biblical justification for any of this (much less empirical,) at least not off the top of my head. But it seems to me if you accept the idea of heaven at all, it would make sense to acknowledge that it wouldn’t be boring.

      Anyway, sorry for tangent.

      • Travis says:

        I think its pretty telling that the best definition for heaven most Christians come up with is that its like church, but forever. No wonder Christians fight harder to stay alive on average then people with no faith.

  23. shroōdur says:

    I’ve moved past any consideration to take the rantings of the clinically delusional seriously.

    Pat Robertson and Ray Comfort (and most of the flock) line up right beside the homeless guy outside my local Starbucks who writes “Jesus” in huge chalk letters on the sidewalk and sleeps on a sewer grate.

  24. Rick Lannoye says:

    I’ve actually written an entire book on this topic–”Hell? No! Why You Can Be Certain There’s No Such Place As Hell,” (for anyone interested, you can get a free ecopy of my book at my website: http://www.thereisnohell.com), and one of the points I talk about is this type of Christian.

    Most, or I’d like to believe most, are a little uncomfortable with the idea that God intends to torture billions of people in the worst way for all eternity. They usually try to relabel Hell as a mere “separation from God.” But there are still a number of hard core Fundamentalists who insist that flames of Hell are literally that, and who are even looking forward to seeing everyone who doesn’t believe them get their come uppance. Of course, they’re missing the core message of Jesus altogether.

  25. Edman says:

    I sometimes get this kind of happy-go-lucky version of someone telling me I’m going to hell.
    My usual response is “I’ll save you a seat” and return the smile to them.

    Works 60% of the time, every time.

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