This person is so filled with the Spirit, we can’t even understand what they are talking about:
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My first thought was that someone rearranged the words on the board while the car was stopped somewhere. That wouldn’t explain why the words inside the car are rearrange, unless the door was unlocked. It could have been Photoshopped to make him look crazy(ier).
me too. I think it’s fixed. How can a person even see out of that back window?
Wonder if thats photoshopped.
Doesn’t look like it to me, if it was, it’s a very good job
It’s not photoshopped. I’ve seen it a couple times in Pierce County, WA.
Aw, fuck, it’s up here in WA? Look, I know we tend to produce idiots up here, but they’re mostly harmless hippie-new-age-woo types that you can at least smoke weed with.
Crap! Washington, really? That’s where I live. *rolls eyes* *facepalm*
Probably real, if some one does this effort to drive with a sign like this.
Maybe he wants to impress a girl he likes?
“Maybe he wants to impress a girl he likes?”
Can’t imagine any girl who likes this being much fun in the sack, so why bother?
Never heard of the Madonne and slut complex in women? LOL
It’s a Catholic thing isn’t it?
yup.
NO, it is the thing where women want to pretend that they are a virgin while in reality they want have more sex but are afraid of that they will be called a slut.
So a very religious girl might be a vamp underneath but does not dare to show it.
Sorry, Olaf, in American culture the Madonna/whore complex generally refers to the male tendency to see women as either “good” or “bad.” We can’t possibly be complex human beings with desires and personalities, y’know? See: http://madonnawhore.com/ It’s not something women came up with, trust me.
Someone told me: ‘don’t listen to what they say, look at what they do.’
Don’t take my word for it, just do some tests. At first I did not believe this to be true either. But reality has caught me up.
It is a subconscious thing, most of then don’t even realize this. And very easily visible by the young. See how they get attracted to bad boys.
Some one need a proofreader. no scratch that, some one need therapy, bad.
Ooohhh, the dude’s just missing commas. I think it’s “Blasphemers, against god’s whole i spirit, want jesus to not be god. I am in us all.”
I don’t get the “whole i” part (is it supposed to be holy?). But as a blasphemer, I can definitely say that I am against god’s whole i spirit. That last part is still a little creepy, even if you read it in Yoda’s voice.
Isn’t it obvious. That guy (I assume its a guy, not a gal, since generally extreme stupidity is more of a male domain) clearly is an Apple Fanboi. Since he only had capital letters at his disposal, he was in serious trouble getting the iSpirit™ spelled properly.
Taken that into consideration, I guess the rest does not make much sense either.
Ahhh, now I get it, it’s a Bible Code! Just read the whole thing backwards and take every fourth letter, then you get:
“SMOTOSJWIEWGISEAUITDT”
Now that makes a lot more sense to me :D
I think it’s the new “Apple iSpirit” for iPhone…
Reminds me somewhat of a sign I saw on the Chinglish website – massive shop-front with “Translator Server Error – Try Later”.
Not as good as http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7702913.stm
Yeah, I *facepalmed* when I read about that the first time, but I view it as her fault for not having a bilingual out-of-office reply set!
This picture should maybe be on peopleofwalmart.com unless that’s where it came from :)
That’s what I was thinking. You got to love Walmart, where on can buy both bullets and bibles
First thing that went through my mind was “King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!”
I took the “whole I spirit” bit to be like a phonetic twist of “holy spirit.” This thing sounds something like a friend says to me. Using weird ways of twisting words into some sort of “secret meaning,” then saying something like “wow, did you just track with that? Are you following me?” These people really bug me.
It reads like someone with a mental impairment. But it’s hard to distinguish religion from mental illness.
Indeed.
This reminds me of a sign I saw in mid Ohio. Jesus am the light.
Reminds me of a stenciling I saw on a car once (I might have shared this with y’all before):
“Jesus…I’m Coming Soon”
It could also be some secret message that only the religious ones understand?
Could be some dating attempt?
Maybe he’s a recent immigrant who speaks English okay but has problems when he tries to write. I can’t help but wonder why this guy doesn’t seem to have any friends who are capable and willing to help him clear up his message.
Yeah, that’s what we call speaking in tongues.
It’s got to be some heavenly language. Either that or the holy spirit needs to learn spelling.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Yes!
it’s a travesty that such a fine automobile has been desecrated with such sloppy insanity.
Maybe this makes more sense of it: “Faith THAT God isn’t WITH us, kills us. Blasphemers against God’s HOLY spirit want Jesus to not be *the* God. I Am in us all.”
This actually seems like a less grammatically correct version of John C’s philosophy of God dwelling within and Jesus being more of a trans-dimensional hippie who plugs into your brain than a guy who came and died.
I’ll give it my shot, adding some prepositions and punctuation where needed:
“Jesus is the God in us all.
Faith that God is not in us, is killing us.
Blasphemers against God’s holy/whole I/ whole 1 spirit* want Jesus to not be the same God who is in us all.”
* cute little pun there
God is in me?
No wonder my feet are killing me.
I’m so glad you said “feet”….
Man, it’s hard to believe this comes from the pacific northwest. I lived in Georgia for 9 years, and I’ve lived in North Carolina for the past 3, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything this nutty.
Someone needs to toss a brick off a bridge through that back window of that car with a note attached.
“Please stfu, you are embarrassing me. -God”
I doubt the other drivers on the road would appreciate that.
It would be far far safer to wait til it was parked and coat the glass covering the message with Vaseline and glitter.
I just had window darkening plastic and the cops were on my ass for visual obstructions.
Why is this nut getting away with this???? His schite is obscuring his vision thru the windows.
tu quoque, look it up
Non sequitor, look it up.
there’s got to be some sort of road viewability law this guy’s violating.
also – “I AM IN US ALL” – cosmic rapist?
Or maybe this guy knew he could distract any agnostics and atheists on the road, hopefully to the point where they get into an accident, while the religious folk would be happy enough reading the sign, focusing in on the word ‘God’ and ‘Jesus’, smile, and move on.
A brilliant filter!
This must be the work of the “Get a Brain Morans” sign guy.
all that I can say is “WTF”
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