Forget about saints — here are 5 nuns who could kick your ass (according to Cracked):
- Carol Gilbert, Ardeth Platte and Jackie Hudson, peace activists who ended up on Maryland State Police’s list of terrorists and were sentenced to a total of nine years in federal prison. They broke into a nuclear missile facility and hit the warheads with hammers and painted crosses on them with their own blood. OMFG.
- The Nuns of Rutino, Italy who kicked a restaurant owner in the stomach.
- Odette de Pougy who stood up to the Pope in 1265 and hired mercenaries to keep him from building a church on the abbey’s property.
- Catalina de Erauso dressed in drag as a teen and “hustled, killed, maimed, and wreaked havoc.” Then she joined the army as a dude and was finally discovered when she almost died in battle. She became a nun and was granted permission to wear men’s clothing.
- Theodosia of Constantinople and her nuns killed two men who tried to remove icons from her church.
You know, Catholic school would have been a lot more interesting if they would have mixed these stories in.
It would have.
You got caught?
Only one group comes to mind I’m afraid…
Adeptus Sororitas. Fictional, but badass :)
Bolter Betties for the win. :D
After my Blood Angels, of course.
I only played the Dawn of War series of RTS on the PC.
Tau FTW, heretic ;)
For the greater good!
Flamethrowers. three thousand degrees of agony up close…
…while my Fire Caste plink away at 1000 paces, with pulse rifles and sensor drones ;)
Which do you think will win? XD
The Imperium, of course. You have to choose the lesser of two evils.
Pfh… :D
Where did I put my flamethrower?
I recall there is also a trend in anime for “Nuns with Guns.”
Eda from Black Lagoon
Rosette Christopher from Chrono Crusade
Erica Fontaine from Sakura Taisen
Saint Agnes Blannbekin who tasted the forskin of Jesus about 100 times.
Liked her men uncut, did she?