Atheistyle is giving away t-shirts to two lucky UF readers! Atheistyle is a new clothing company that produces t-shirts for atheists, freethinkers, and non-believers. Check out some of their designs on their website; they’re pretty cool.
Entering is easy:
- Let me know you’re a reader (new or old) by entering your name & email in the form below by Friday, February 26th.
- Sacrifice a virgin to increase your chances of winning (optional).
- If you’re not already a subscriber, consider subscribing via RSS or email.
Winners will be selected “randomly.”
Update 2/28: Winners have been selected and will be announced soon.
Hi – I don’t see where we enter information about being a new or old reader. I put my name and email only. Would we get a choice of design and size?
Yes you’ll get a pick of design/size. And all you need to enter is name/email, maybe the “let me know your a reader” part is confusing, sorry about that!
Thanks Daniel. I suppose I took it literally… though I should have known not to based on #2 =)
I’ve been a reader for quite a while, have sent in a couple of Onion recommendations (one of which was posted, yeah!) and I WAS A VIRGIN ONCE.
Just sayin; the guy to whom I sacrificed it was no Jimmy the Hot Jihadist, but, I was pretty young….
Can I sell my soul instead of sacrificing a virgin?
Since I’m an evil soulless atheist I have nothing to sell, have to go with the virgin sacrifice then.
Since im a virgin, do i sacrifice myself?
Thanks for all your work, I follow you on my kindle and always love your thoughts.
Define “sacrifice.” ‘Cause some “sacrifices” are more fun than others.
See, this is precisely what I want to know… what kind of “sacrifices” are acceptable, because I have several different kinds lined up; while I would love to perform them all, that takes a great deal of time.
So I shall ask of Daniel, what counts as a virgin sacrifice, and what amount of proof (if any) is needed to increase my chances of success?
What if you just sacrifice your virginity?
I sacrificed a chicken from KFC. Virgins are rather scarce around here…
I saved two virgins from being sacrificed and reversed a circumcision. What does that get me?
I want to ask for details on exactly how you did those things… but do I really want to know?
I’d like to enter, I’m an avid reader every day.
Just enter you info on the form and you’ll be entered
I assume winners will be decided by random drawing? The story isn’t really clear.
Yep
But only after examining the entrails of a chicken I hop – otherwise how can the result be credible?
Cool, my birthday is the 24th, maybe I could win one as a late birthday present!
I want a T-shirt.May the FSM or any other deity help me win.
Your form is not displaying, can you re-post it?.
I need a shirt to proclaim my atheism in public.
In lieu of sacrifice, I have spayed/neutered 10 cats and numerous ferrets.
I sacrificed a large plate of Spaghetti Bolognaise, the transubstantiated body of the FSM, into my stomach.
I looked and looked, but (other than my underage children) could not find a virgin to sacrifice. I did spill a little EVOO when I was trying to make pasta. Does that count?
Hi Daniel
I’ve been an avid and faithful reader of your blog since I found it 20 minutes ago. Send me a T-Shirt or the Messiah gets it.
Not to compete with Atheistyle’s giveaway — they do have some cool T-shirts, after all — but we at notjesusfault.com would be remiss not to share a few “Christianity isn’t Jesus’ fault” T-shirts with UF readers. (While our T-shirts aren’t expressly atheist in their message, they’ll still turn some heads. Really… we promise.)
So we’d like to give away TEN T-shirts, absolutely free, to lucky UF readers…. Just e-mail info@notjesusfault.com with “UF giveaway” in the subject line. At the stroke of midnight (EST) on Sunday, February 28th, 10 lucky winners will be randomly drawn from the e-mails we’ve received. We’ll promptly e-mail these ten people to get their shirt size and mailing address.
And no virgin sacrifice is required! (Or recommended.) Good luck!