by Lorette C. Luzajic
Part 23 of Pillars of Faith
Everyone loves a good conspiracy theory, and the Freemasons have provided fodder for countless blockbusters.
“Christian” writer Texe Marrs is sleazy showbiz. Does he believe his own hype? In his world, a demon lurks around every corner, a dangerous throwback to the kind of medieval thinking that fueled the Burning Times and Puritan society. The kind of thinking that fuels the ruthless domination of women in the fundamentalist Islamic world, where execution exists routinely for adulteresses, queers, and apostates.
Power of Prophecy is Marrs’ “end-times ministry, called by God to exalt Jesus Christ and to expose darkness in these last days.” Exalting Christ means rabid anti-Semitism. Exposing darkness warning us of demonic hand signals that prove everyone from Oprah to Kramer to Janet Jackson are devil worshippers. By their hands ye shall know them.
Beelzebub’s brethren have a special sign language. Satanic signals include making fists, interlaced fingers, hands cupped, hands flat, and the ubiquitous El Diablo, a fave in rock’n’roll. El Diablo’s gesture is the same as the deaf sign for “I love you.” And that’s all the proof Texe needs to say Hellen Keller was demon possessed.
It Came From Outer Space
Texe was an aerospace studies and psych prof before he hit the big time with Dark Secrets of the New Age. But the Jews were more of a concern than crystals: “How Jewish Avengers Took Over Hitler’s Concentration Camps and Used Them to Brutally Torture and Mass Murder Thousands of Helpless Germans.”
Texe also endorses and sells a book by A. Hitchcock: Synagogue of Satan: the Secret History of Jewish World Domination.
He’s not fond of queers either, and called one churchgoer “a big homosexual faggot.”
Who could Texe hate more than Jews or fags? Jewish fags of course! He says the Columbine shootings were part of the gay Jew agenda.
Texe says he loves Jews. “If we hated the Jews, we wouldn’t want to see them in Heaven with us, would we? We’d want to see them go to Hell,” he said in Thunder Over Zion. He also said, “No Christian can be an anti-Semite. I cry tears for the Jewish … sacrificed on the altar of Mammon.”
The Great Barbie Conspiracy
Texe warns us that Hilary Clinton has — gasp — strong feminist ties… and that the NIV translation of the Bible is a tool of New Age feminism. But brother evangels are evil, too: “Billy Graham’s sad, downward spiral into the mire and slime of biblical apostasy continues unabated,” he says. I’m no fan of John Hagee myself, but Texe thinks, “He may be possessed by Satan.”
My personal favourite is the Mattel conspiracy. Not because I just can’t get my boobs to go up so high without plastic surgery, but because Barbie is the actual whore of Babylon. “Even our children are being stealthily indoctrinated into the new faith… The Mattel Toy Co. has introduced its new ‘Goddess of the Sun’ Barbie doll. Is this the Whore of Babylon spirit, alive and with us today?”
It may be a stretch to consider Texe a pillar of faith, since his extremism is too extreme even for extremists. But I argue that it’s important to see how far radical fundamentalism can take us. There are many who believe Texe is a lone warrior standing up for the truth. And history is full of absurd fairy tales that justified war, slaughter, racism, and the complete subjugation of women. It’s human nature to want someone to blame, and blaming it on the devil is nothing new.
It was, in fact, insane zealots like Marrs who stoked the fires and wrote the Malleus Maleficarum. In Uganda today, the hysterical right has won their push for family values, and laws to execute queers are swinging into motion. Millions have been executed for working for the devil. It’s not far fetched to think it can happen again.
Holy Shit.
I think I’ve done a tremendous Disservice to all those I’ve called Bat-Shit Insane.
To all those previously, I apologize.
Long time coming but thanks Sunny, apology accepted. :) lol
I doubt that I’ve referred to you as batshit crazy.
Don’t worry baby, you’ll always be Bullshit-Crazy to me.
I so wish I could have had him on a leash to drag around through Katsucon last weekend. Of course, I’d have had a plastic tarp ready to put down when his head looked like it was getting ready to explode.
This guy is clearly mentality ill.
Clearly! Typical Alex Jones clone. What a dbag!
Damn, Texe is on to me…
Well, the whole Barbie issue is actually problem … so maybe he’s not completely crazy.
Huh?
Maybe Texe was trying to pose as brgulker… ;)
Well, I have my own issues with Barbie (unrealistic body expectations for prepubescent girls), but this guy’s issue is that Barbie is the literal whore of Babylon.
Just curious which of those brgulker is agreeing with.
The ‘whore of Babylon’ was Rome, which is basically dead and gone now.
Anyway, I don’t see how Barbie could be a huge Mediterranean empire.
But she has great… huge… tracts of land!
Monty Python Fan says WIN!
“The ‘whore of Babylon’ was Rome, which is basically dead and gone now”.
No, Babylon (confusion, many ways, many lovers as opposed to one Way, one Love) is not a literal/physical place but an inward condition of the heart. And unfortunately she is far from dead although death (separation from God) is all she has to offer.
Hence Love implores us to “come out of her” (be not joined in union with her) for “You shall have no other gods (loves) before Me”. The early believers were often called the “people of the Way”, ie singular. God is after our hearts, our whole hearts and love.
There is a WAY that seems right to a man, but its end is death (separation). (Prov 16:25 & 14:12).
Shalom (peace, wholeness) is a state reached when we only have One Love, when our “eye is single” as JC taught.
Rome is not “mystery Babylon” hence, it wouldn’t be a mystery as scripture calls it. Only something hidden, unseen qualifies as a mystery. All the best.
Biblical studies FAIL.
What’s wrong with many loves? I thought love was a Good Thing? So the more the merrier, right?
Babylon was not a real place? What?
Anyways, for what it’s worth, the Barbie doll is based on a German prostitute doll and comic. So Texe actually got part of it right.
“The Great Barbie Conspiracy”
This christian even use parental discreption as a sign of the manifestation of satan.
Gosh, I forget that you guys can be such a serious bunch! I should have added a /sarcasm or something.
I was trying to make a joke about the real, not “spiritual” or whatever, problems with Barbie that Ty mentioned:
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Barbie actually does cause problems, and I wouldn’t ever buy one for my kid. I don’t think Texe would either. Therefore, maybe he’s not completely crazy! (jk, lol, rofl)
I know you were kidding.
I was poking you. *grin*
You don’t seriously think I would think you’re that insane, right?
El Diablo’s gesture is the same as the deaf sign for “I love you.”
Another FAIL: There’s no way Helen Keller could have ever known that sign. It’s a combinations of the letters I, L and Y, put together by hearing people in the 1970s. In ASL it means “airplane”. The sign for “love” is arms crossed on the chest. Not that facts have any relevance to this guy.
Obviously, great flying machines are of the devil.
Beelzebub’s brethren have a special sign language. Satanic signals include making fists, interlaced fingers, hands cupped, hands flat, and the ubiquitous El Diablo, a fave in rock’n’roll.
Since that cover basically every option of moving your hand I understand that the only way to avoid preforming thousands of satanic rituals a day is to have your hands chopped off.
Power of prophecy
“And he that overcometh ….(Revelation 2:26)
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This is interesting!
Guys like this are perfect examples of why the lobotomy was invented.
You along with texe Marrs are hertics and on the broad road to hell. Go to http://www.JohnTheBaptist.us for your only hope of salvation!
You give a whole new meaning to the term, “Talking Head”.
Thanks for the Laugh.
I have a dried out old jack-o-lantern named Jondeebapteets. I’m thinking I should put it under a glass dome, build a temple around it and start my own Holy See. I’d put a big gilt collection box out front.
On another note, heresy is in the eye of the beholder.
I shudder to think what would happen if he and Ann Coulter ever decided to reproduce….
Maybe two negatives would make a positive and the child would somehow turn out to be gay or ultimately transgendered, inexplicably Jewish, and a progressive liberal. LOL these are the things I dream about anyway.
Texe Marrs LOVES a good conspiracy. Often makes me wonder if he and Rahm Emanuel aren’t in cahoots with each other, “conspiring” against America. Rahm once said, “never put to waste a good crisis.” I’d like to append that with this: “And if there is no crisis, MAKE ONE.”
Texe apparenty finds every evil act on earth to be the Jews’ fault. And if it isn’t, he’ll find some way to make a “6 Degrees of Judiasm”-esque conspiracy theory that even God Himself can’t deny (yeah, right.)
It’s sad how someone like Texe can call himself a Christian and keep a straight face. I guess that comes from all his military training. Then again, maybe it’s because he actually thinks he’s right. Now there’s a scary thought.