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This is one of those cases where it’s hard for me to tell if this is parody or for real.
However, a quick google search locates B-Shoc’s homepage. Sadly, it looks like this person really exists and has a heavy tour schedule including several right to life events.
Also, rappers who use autotune make my ears hurt.
What Would Jesus Say about that overbearing, expensive and ostentatious car?
“Awesome”?
Jesus would surely be proud of the young chap pulling himself up by his bootstraps and making himself plenty of money while preaching his good news to the poor.
New reality show: “Jesus Pimped my Ride!”
Jesus did like expensive perfume. So I doubt he would be driving a Kia.
I shouldn’t have watched this before my morning coffee.
(just sayin’)
I actually quite liked the music. And at least we now know what Jesus looks like – he’s an old guy in a check shirt, sunglasses, and a red baseball cap (he gets in at around 3.52 and then B-Stupid says he’s in the other seat).
But I do wish that on days when I get up at the crack of coffee time, I could get dressed that quickly.
Wow. I didn’t know it was possible to be out of tune whilst using an autotuner. I think that might be the closest thing to a miracle I’ve ever seen.
I thought the same thing …but..No miracle here….the Japanese invented quarter tones a long time ago.
I’m checking my Bible to see if Jesus ever vomited out his nose…….
I think your right! At very least, that hat with the cool urban cross should make him cringe.
wait a tick …. meant to respond to Curran below!
One day, when the born-again has worn off, this guy’s going to wish that this little stage of his life never happened. Man, how embarrassing.
It’s awful to live around people that rude. What could be the point of playing music that loud, in a car of all places? My house is constantly vibrating from amplified bass beats. I can’t make out the words, if there are any, but I have a feeling they ain’t rappin bout Jesus.
b/c ‘Christ’ would have harassed all of his neighbors with loud noise (preaching), too.
Which brings up a question I’ve always wondered: What Would Jesus Drive?
A Prius, obviously.
Daniel, could you please warn about the content next time? :) this video is awful
“In the ´burbs and the ´hood, what it is, wassup.”
…Deep.
sing along everyone
What it is
what it do
i can’t rap or sing so i’m usin autotuuuune
what’s up
Turn it up
i got jesus in the other seat suckin on my cock
Can you imagine the conversation he must have had with the old people to convince them to be in the video?
“The video is this: I harass you with my Jesus music. I need you to appear inconvenienced and uncomfortable at the sound of my music. There shouldn’t be much acting necessary.”
Oh man. This guy is so white…
Suggested warning label: “Please only hit play if you have no respect for your ears and/or eyes. You have been warned, proceed with great cation.”
That song is approximately 4 minutes too long.
Why would somebody put in scenes of disturbing old folks? Does he not realize that it simply makes him look like a big jerk?
Ugh. What did I do wrong? Seriously. That was torture.
I want those four minutes back.
- “How are we going to reach out to the young folks?”
- “Well we could try some of this new fangled, rapular music”.
Where are those Swiss with their anti-minaret laws when we need them? Whether it’s a call to prayer, loud church bells, or a neighbor using a chain saw at 6:30 A.M., sound pollution is just plain rude.
So this guy is creating a captive audience by driving around in our neighbourhood with his stereo turned up so we are forced to hear those Jesus Beats. Hey, jerk, forced advertisement is a major turn off! To me you are at the same level as those religious folk knocking on my door or leaving pamphlets on my windshield. Perhaps you think you are better than them because you are young and hip. If so, you are wrong! I am one of those folks who, when forced to listen to someone elses’ noise, either straight up confront them or turn up my stereo with the likes of Lars Larson or Bill O’Reilly or Laura Schlessenger. Now, Listen to that, B!
Wait…what the hell is this song even about? I hate white people.