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Um… Did Gary know what was going on? Because…. Either way, he was cool :D
What the? Is Prayer Hour a spoof?
this does seem like a poe, but i am bad at detecting that.
Pretty sure it is.
Must be, the number starts 555, meaning it is fictitious.
Is Prayer Hour new? I hadn’t heard of it until just now. Anyway, I just went to the website and gave a lot of money. After all, isn’t that what religion is mainly about? I’m sure that it will be a very Jesus day today because of all the money I gave.
I have to go through the Sun to get to Heaven?! I’ve been thinking about this all wrong.
Funny stuff. It was so weird, this has to be fake. lol
It seems clear to me that it’s a joke, but I can’t tell if Busey was in on it.
That’s because Busey is a fricken’ genius!
I had no idea BIBLE was an aconym….
I prefer Blinded Information Based on Lack of Evidence or Blind Information Based on Lamebrained Entheomaniacs…
That was…er… interesting…
Does it actually get funny at some point? I haven’t the patience to find out.
Yes, a few minutes in.
If you go to the site, it’s pretty obvious it’s a satire. It was even pretty obvious from the video posted here. In fact, I’m wondering if those of you who are asking whether or not it’s a poe are only pretending – which would be kind of… a metapoe.
I’m LMFAO!!!!!!
This is not funny. Busey was there to help spread the word of Jesus but the Prayer Hour guy is just another Insane Jesus Hater.
I wish Atheists were more nice :( It’s the rational thing to do.
Oh come on. If he really couldn’t see what was going on then he needs to loosen up a little. I don’t think many Atheists HATE Jesus specifically. This guy seems to be making fun of people who use religion to make money. He could actually be a Christian whose showing his dislike of other people who give Christians a bad name.
OK I did not think of that.
I’m still not happy if he’s hating though for no reason :(
Not like you hate atheists or anything… I mean, that’s totally different.
I don’t hate Atheists. I’m just tired of being bullied by them.
Thanks to Jasowah for clearing that up anyway. It shows some of you have a consciousness.
LOLOLOLOL!
People are people. No group is without it’s jerks! ^_^
Very true :)
I must admit I did have a laugh at how Busey responded with the B.I.B.L.E. nonsense. The Bible wasn’t called BIBLE in Hebrew so the Before Leaving Earth stuff obviously doesn’t apply.
People are just making stuff up to suit themselves I guess.
No, really, you do.
http://antiatheism.info/atheist-tries-to-demean-god-by-comparing-him-to-invisible-pink-unicorns-flying-spaghetti-monsters-and-invisible-pixies.html
Sure,
Twist things whatever way you want to.
Don is just another sick jesus freak who can’t wait to masturbate to torture porn.
There’s absolutely no need to be that crude ‘Sunny Day’.
I thought Atheists these days at least pretended to have morals. Seems as though I was mistaken :(
Anyway thanks reasonablefaith.com for posting up the Gary Busey video it was enlightening.
If you are ashamed of your own words, you probably shouldn’t say them.
You’re a sick fuck and its my fault?
Morals, that word doesn’t mean what you think it means.
Because you know, taking a direct quote from your web site that says you will be “goading Jesus to send you [atheists] further into the mire for your sins” is just “twisting things” out of context. There’s no real hatred there.
But religious parody? Blasphemy!
Lol – Don got pwned and ran away!
I didn’t get owned. I just had nothing else to contribute to this discussion and did not want to violate the comment usage policy.
So I guess you’re free to believe I ‘lost’. But not every thing in life is a gay like you think it is. Etiquette is not a game. Respectability is not a game.
Lol – “Not everything in life is a gay”?! Freudian Slip much? And Don, you got into and argument and your own words came back to bite you in the arse and prove you to be a bigoted PoS. You might not want to admit it, you might not like it, but it’s true.
I love his section on his blog about the dangers of the ouija board. I almost forgot that we athiests can cast spells.
Wow – I just visitted Don’s website – it’s scary. In response to a piece about atheists being friendly, I read:
“…I have examined my faith Ollie and I’m still sticking with Jesus as he is a comfort to me. Nothing could shake me from my faith as I know I’m right. I have seen the Living God standing naked above my bed on many nights. It scared the lights out of me but it was a Revelation.
I was almost blinded by the sheen off His righteous sack of magic.
I don’t believe in Teapot’s in space as it doesn’t say anything about them in the Bible. I don’t believe in comets, meteors or dinosaurs either for that matter.
I have an inquiring mind and I need to see evidence before I can subscribe to anything.”
I wonder how he can write that last sentence after having written the ones before. It’s not a Poe is it?
“His righteous sack of magic”
That is a disturbing picture. I wonder if Don got tea bagged?
On the plus side, life must be pretty easy. As they’re not mentioned in the bible, Don obviously also doesn’t believe in cars, TVs/movies/DVDs, computers, electricity, diet coke, and many other things.
Oh, for the simple life.
@yahweh: he does sound pretty baggered up.
“the sheen off His righteous sack of magic”
I guess god manscapes
consciousness? I’m pretty sure everyone here is alive and awake. Or did you mean conscience? lol
I asked him what the sack of magic was and if it was what I thought it was. No response (yet).
Well well Don Kroner’s tired of being bullied by atheists. Don, just read over all the nonsense you’ve written on your blog (I have just read some of it, it’s appalling) and you might start to understand why some people are on your case. Some of the things you write are just disturbing.
Who are YOU to judge me?
Oh, dry up Don. If you publish your opinion in a public place then the public has the right to judge you for it. You want to be able to say what you want without being called on it when you’re being an arsehole? Tough luck!
Don – Don’t you have a magic sack to suck on?
I hate every reason to be upset.
I am a highly intelligent/sensitive being who is at least 215% more intelligently than 98% members of this blog.
At least I have the humility and the modest to try to PRETEND your at least an equal.
“more intelligently”
“At least I have the humility and the modest”
I guess you just got bad grammar then huh?
Can’t you idiots see he’s AT LEAST 215% more humble than you, too?!? He hates every reason to be upset! You have no chance to survive make your time!
No one, and I mean NO ONE, is more humble than me, I’m AT LEAST 6,456% more humble than Don.
Way to kick a man when he’s down. Way to go.
I’m going off to bed now to pray to God for your salvation.
Before that I will stop off at the restroom to shit out any hate I have left in my body otherwise I’ll either let it all out here or b) crap the bed.
If I could piss through the monitor at all you ingrates you’d be having to deal with some seriously salty dew right about now.
I just remembered something my old pastor told me after I got lifted for pissing at heathens at the mall.
“Man can only make smelly yellow rainbows. Trust in God and God alone to make the real ones.”
Mike, I hate every reason to see right through you. Your at the most 284% more arrogant than Donnie, and that stat is DIRECTLY FROM TEH JESUS!
I think he just posts here to increase the hits on his ridiculous website, though I’m not sure he’ll receive the kind of comments that he was hoping for. It is quite hysterical.
Whoa Don is even crazier than I imagined, and I have a pretty active imagination. Please tell me you don’t own or have access to a gun, Donnie. Please?
“I’ll either let it all out here or b) crap the bed.”
Please let all your hate out here. It is so entertaining.
He must be a poe. Half of what he writes reads like an atheist mocking Christians.
He responded to my question:
“Alice, you know what a sack of magic is you dirty blurt.”
I say this without being facetious, I think he must be mentally ill, if he’s not just taken us all for a ride. On a lighter note, I’ve never been called a blurt before.
So if he thinks you’re a dirty blurt (whatever that is) because you know what a sack of magic is, I guess we focus on the dirty part (no offense) which means you know these things, then I think we can safely assume he is referencing a part of a man’s genitalia. Which means that his god was hanging his you know what over his head, that can only mean one thing……god is gay!!!!!
Holy hamsters batman!
Calling God gay was not called for. You have a deviant mind Yahweh.
I bet your pink, fleshy Godless rod is blasting out spores wantonly like a puffball being massacred by a badger with an itchy leg.
I feel so incredibly anxious about all of this abuse. I tried going for a wee-wee earlier but I couldn’t find my tail. It’s recoiled into the depths of my bag like a sorry beaten dog into the back of it’s kennel.
I’ve more important things to be doing tonight than being humiliated on a blog full of fascists.
There is no way you can be serious. Are you making fun of yourself now?
This has to be a poe. I mean, really, how many Christians would ever refer to a naked god and his magic sack?
Maybe an unintentional Poe. Maybe it started real(-ish) and then just went over the top because he couldn’t handle the responses from rational people who think for themselves.
I just hope we don’t hear in the news some story about a “56-year-old God fearing Christian from the U.S.” [quote from Don's website] who went postal because he couldn’t stand the persecution for his sincerely held views.
I agree with Daniel: I hope Don doesn’t have access to a gun.
I agree with those who say that Don is NOT a poe…sure, he’s over the top, but just go to his website, you’ll see. He would not have built a complete(ly weird) website in order to support the claim that he’s real.
On another note, I miss his interventions, they’re funny.
I miss them too Ben. He must be off shining the sheen on his lord’s magic sack.
I have one thing to say about this:
http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/troll_thread.jpg
Yeah, I’m not sure that Gary Busey is in on it. Here’s another video of him, apparently shot in the exact same place: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iaNlobvJMY
Len, Lots of people have IMAGINARY friends………. Mine is a six foot tall Rabbit!
=O
You know Frank too!? LETS START A RELIGION.~
Does he have a righteous sack of magic? With a sheen?
Thankfully no. He also does not hover naked above my bed.
He is invisible and tells me to do things. Awesome things.
Can I come to know Frank too? Is there a prayer I can pray to invite him into my life?
No, just don’t sleep for 3 days and try and stare at things for a long time. OH! Talking to yourself helps too!
I wouldn’t mind a hot, naked god hovering over my bed.
I do believe that was in ghostbusters… lol