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Epic win.
ZOMBIE DAY!
Happy Zombie Jesus, folks!
MMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH….. BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIINNNNSSSS…
CH… CH… CHOOOCOLATE BRAINS!
Happy Zombie day all
And to all the Christians on Facebook who believe that spellcheckers are of the devil, ‘Resurrection’ has one ‘s’. One. Three ‘r’s, one ‘s’.
My goodness. I need some chocolate.
CLASSIC!!!!! What more could any good Christian boy want on Zombie Day that to go on an Easter Egg hunt and find a corpse! LOL!
Funny how that particular story doesn’t appear to be corroborated by any historical evidence whatsofreakin’ever. Gee, a bunch of zombies appear after the crucifixion of a zealot–not only that, they walk around and are seen by people. How the hell does THAT not wind up in the histories of the Roman Empire? And for all the zombieists running around citing Josephus and Tacitus, note: they don’t mention one word about dead bodies running around Jerusalem.
I think the Catholic faithful should not be swayed by this petty gossip of zombies walking around.
It’s all the New York Times’ fault, anyway.
And the zombies are anti-semitic. Probably.
The zombies are running away from homosexual sin.
The only thing catholics have to do with easter is setting the celebration date to cover up one of their opposing pagan religions holiday. True Christians celebrate Resurrection Day; fake christian cults such as catholics, mormon ect. celebrate easter.
You mean…no chocolate? I like the fake christian cult version better.
…the devil are you talking about, “3lifish”?
I like pagan holidays. You get gifts and candies and everyone is nice for a day.
Nice! Happy Easter to all Zombie Christians! Happy April 4th to Atheists!
This leaves the question, if a zombie bites you, should you turn the other cheek?
Probably depends on which cheek you are talking about …
I was happy to wish all atheists a happy holiday on their only holiday 3 days ago, so thank you for you wish on one of mine.
We also have April 20th.
And pretty much every other day, since there’s no such freakin’ thing as an atheist holiday.
Oh yeah?
What about April 1?
Seems to fit well with Psalm 14:1.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=psalm%2014:1&version=NIV
:D
4/20, huh?
code for smoking pot
tee hee hee!!!! :P
If only George Romano had directed “The Passion of the Christ”.
that’s really cool