This video is awesome! And it’s about one of my favorite Bible stories.
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“You see, your honor, these two yutes…”
“Did you just say ‘yutes’?”
“Yutes, your honor, YUTES!”
ps I love the pearls on the she-bears! CURB STOMP FOR JESUS!!!!!!
Curb stomp for Jesus is a classic :D
“This seems like a disproportionate response!” *whilst being strangled*
God in a nutshell.
As ,um, slightly folically challenged myself – GO BEARS!!
So what are you saying? That there are no “She Bears” ????
Yep, that’s one pretty epic story right there.
But for some reason I’m partial to the whole “Jesus was a horse thief” thing. Less action, true, but more famous characters engaged in something that’d get you shot in the Old West.
To be clear, Elijah was way more badass than that guy they showed in the video. Otherwise, that was pretty slick.
I always love a good Sunday School lesson. Way to go She Bears! Hell hath no fury like a shiny dome scorned.
Funniest thing I’ve seen all week!
Strange people, you English-speakers. My version of the Bible (yes, I have one, inherited from my wife’s aunt) doesn’t mention she-bears, it simply says “bears”. Now I see why in this far south corner of the world there are less crazy religious people. Reina-Valera version is less delirious than King James’. Otherwise it is equally brutal, but (catholic) people tend to “learn” just the New Testament, and only certain parts of it. Many Christians don’t even know (or remember) there’s an Old one.
Do you have any explanation for the proliferation of fundys in the Northern hemisphere of America?
Freedom of crazy.
Class 3 smiting. LOL
Kalimeros – people who want to find holes in the Bible will find them – it saves them from listening to what it says about them…
The fool sayeth in his heart, “There is no god”. The wise man says it to the world.
The Bible mentions me specifically? I did not authorize this “god” of yours to write anything about me! I’m going to sue!