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I was so worried until I saw the Onion’s logo…
Good grief! You want to give these nuts ideas???
My better half thought it was real :D
When will it be available on pc?
the Onion got me again!
curses!
Teach teh controversy!!1!
I will never forget how depressed I felt after reading Revelation for the first time at 13 years old. The idea of a seven-headed monster is pretty cool, until you realize it will kill you instead of be your BFF. Imagine being a young teenager and realizing that you will probably never live out life happily just because God wants to punish a few bad apples. So much for abstinence! I wouldn’t live long enough to enjoy that fruit-filled husband I kept myself pure for in my childhood.
Yeah, I was convinced I wouldn’t live to see 18 and that, come the “final judgment,” I’d be sent to “hell” because I liked boys. Yay, paranoiac Christianity!
The last 3 seconds of that clip was marvelous, if you closed it early, you missed the best part.
That was kinda funny…. in the scarrrrriest way! I know it was fake but I’m sitting here thinking wow if it weren’t for separation of church and state that kind of thing could actually happen.
LOL WUT.
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