When Obama threw me under the bus, he threw me under the bus literally!
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Seems like a non-story to me: Idiot priest admits he will be ignored by sensible politician. Um. Okaaaaaay.
The story is in the word “literally”.
So…. Idiot pastor is an idiot?
I think ANY priest, church. pastor who endorses a candidate should have their tax exempt status taken away.
any priest church or pastor who endorses a candidate should pay extra taxes.
“I think ANY priest, church. pastor … should have their tax exempt status taken away.”
exactly
He didn’t exactly endorse Obama. He told the truth about him. That’s why he was literally thrown under the virtual bus.
Any religious organization should be taxable. I don’t like my tax dollars supporting religious institutions.
Literally? Will we see this on truTV’s panoply of programming?
Evidently he should have chosen a larger, heavier bus…
LMAO!!
Did Wright issue this statement from the hospital? And how come the media missed an event like a POTUS attempting to commit a homicide on a city street? I’m confused…
http://xkcdexplained.com/post/507619939/literally
Damn! you beat me to it!
Praise the Lord ! He survived a vicious liberal democrat bus attack ! Praise Jebus and donate !
I wonder if it’s going to effect UK/US relations that our government is now a coalition between the Conservative Party and the Liberal Democrat Party… I can seriously picture some Americans’ heads exploding at just the name “Liberal Democrats”…
Liberal Democrats! Where! Where!!
The bus is ready!
Literally. Just like the bible.
So some christians don’t know what does “literally” means. No news.
Literally….
In the infinite wisdom of Inigo Montoya, “I do not think that word means what you think it means.”
You’re not supposed to take Wright’s comment literally.
Still, he does seem to suffer from foot-in-mouth disease.
You mean figuratively?
I literally meant that figuratively.
*headsplode*
Basically…
Virtually…
Absolutely…
No precipitate!
Indoubitably!
Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. I think we all arrived at a very special place eh? Spiritually. Ecumenically. Grammatically.
I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.
Metaphorically…
Essentially…
Emphatically!
Fundamentally…
Figuratively…
Oops. Already used figuratively. Let’s see…
Oh, yeah…
De facto…
Tropologically…
Trolatitiously…
Awe man … I need more hands … this one calls for a quadruple facepalm.
Is he out of traction already?
“Obama Threw Me Under the Bus… Literally”
He was lucky he did not literally hear these words from Obama :”Two words for you: predator drones. You will never see it coming. You think I’m joking?”.
I think the priest wanted to say “If Obama drove a bus over me and let me lay there that would be *littering*.”