A Reasonable Request

June 9, 2010 By 32 Comments

Hear this young man’s completely convincing case for why you should stop using the name of Jesus in vain…and also some rambling about AIDS. (NSFW)

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  • Revyloution

    I’ve watched other Jesusophile vids, and I’m pretty convinced he is thick with the sarcasm. He always has some silly over the top statement like yelling ‘peanutbutter’ or ‘Idontwantthis!’ His prior video about the vagina full of aids was also pretty thick with satire. Another clue is his friends list on Youtube, it’s full of atheists.

    • Michael

      Yeah, I thought that was pretty clear from this video. But then again, you can never be sure.

      • Mark Mukasa

        I wish he’d make another video. He’s hilarious.

    • DDM

      Plus, you know, he kind of looks like the stereotypical version of Jesus. That’s a good tip off too.

  • Custador

    I can’t place his accent… Baltimore?

    • Relles Natas

      I was thinking maybe a hint of a brogue, or maybe a bit of Afrikaner, but it only came out once in a while, so it’s hard to say.

    • Revyloution

      Netherlands

      Source: His home page on Youtube.

      • Custador

        Tyvm :-)

        • Relles Natas

          Hey, Afrikaner was close, then!

          But that’s the way it goes with accents– if it ain’t “brogue”, don’t “fix” it!

          • DaughterJudy

            Thanks Cogsworth.

  • tea

    SPOON!!!!!

  • http://www.thathurtsmyears.blogspot.com/ michael

    Has anybody ever heard some one say: ” I swear to God, it’s the truth”, while the whole time lying? That is what is meant by taking the Lord’s name in vain. I wish to jesus-f*cking-christ that they would get this right. They make promises for God, in his name, to further their own selfish ambitions. Promises that God may or may NOT uphold and most probably won’t! Wake up you God damned idiots!

  • Kristy

    “Uh….uh….uh…uh…uh…uh…uh…. peanut butter.”

    Aw, Jesus Christ! I meant jelly!

    • http://www.thathurtsmyears.blogspot.com/ michael

      Kristy, thank-you! I got a real chuckle out of your comment! For Jesus-Jelly-Christ’s sake keep up the wonderful comments!

  • Kevin

    Moron

  • Mark Mukasa

    This is the funniest Youtuber. He’s actually an Atheist, he’s parodying Christians. Watch his ramblings on retarded people and why homosexuality kills. I died from laughing. xD

  • faithnomore

    I confess, it didn’t even occur to me that this may be satire. If it is, fine, but I think he needs to improve his delivery just a tad.

  • http://sadistmother.com Eric Mac

    I am eating Ritz crackers and peanut butter right now watching this and it hit me. From now on instead of saying “you dumb Jesus f!@cking Twit”, I will say, “I love the peanut butter on a lightly toasted breaded snack you fu@king @sshole”.

  • Elanor

    I think Rubix Cube is the best one.

    TABLE!

  • Kristoff

    I really wish he d start making videos again. This one wasn t his best, in my opinion-Some of his others, like Homosexuality Kills are among the funniest videos I ve yet to see on YT. Satire FTW!

    • Mark Mukasa

      The suicide bit killed me in that one. xD
      The other hilarious one was “Curing Homosexuality”.

  • nazani14

    S’blood! ..and many other fabulous medieval euphenisms.

  • borodave

    Blasphemy – a victimless crime. Same goes for taking His name in vain.

  • L.Long

    It is physically IMPOSSIBLE to swear!!!
    I don’t know g0ds Name????
    yewhay(??) isn’t g0ds name as it is a made up word of a hebrew non-word.
    and both yewohay and jesus aren’t god…ask any islamic they will tell you.
    allah isn’t g0ds name it is just ‘g0d’ in arabic.
    ‘flying spaghetti monster’ isn’t g0ds name either but a descriptive term.
    So how can I plucking swear when I don’t know S/He/ITs plucking name!!!
    Can anyone help out here? I missing out on an interesting activity.

    • http://www.thathurtsmyears.blogspot.com/ michael

      You’ve got to be kidding! Of course I can swear! We can all swear oaths, it’s just that you shouldn’t swear by the “almighty” for selfish ambitions. Hence: I swear by Almighty Jesus-f*cking-Christ that I have NEVER hated stupid, insensitive, f*cking idiotic, brain dead assholes that actually read and literally believe the God damned sh*ty Bible. Christians every day swear to God that they “love” and “forgive” sinners when in fact they loathe them and wish eternal damnation on them. That’s the kind of swearing the bible(the f*cking ole’ testament) prescribes against! As for cursing……perfectly natural, especially after being prosletized by some goofy asshole promising(actually saying that God promises…..the audacity!!) eternal life and a free ticket to heaven for only $18.00/month! Don’t forget the other asshole deities in your daily devotions……”Allah be f*cked”, “up yours Buddha”! Should you worship the Phallus, I suppose you’ll have to think up a swear…….anyway, Praise the Load!

      • http://www.thathurtsmyears.blogspot.com/ michael

        I should indicate that all types of swearing are merely words. What concerns me are the actions of others who hold that doctrines and laws are more important than life and living. Words are just words, nothing else. Cursing others is just not neccessary and often it hurts people. Anger that is unleashed hurts people. We are too obsessed with words and not with actions. For instance, modern day Christians have adopted a new system of belief: all you have to do is “believe”. This essentially wipes out the phrase: “faith without works is dead”. Man need only believe and that truly scares me. Jesus indicated that we should love or do no harm to one another, yet the very “believers” of the author do not follow this at all. History has proven this and the actions of Christians today have proven this to be true. Faith is dead!

        • Kodie

          I could say f*ck you, or I could go over and kick you in the groin. It’s up to you.

  • L.Long

    SO far no help on swearing.
    If swearing is taking g0ds name in vain the the above example are not swearing as there was no g0ds name used.
    F*ck U don’t count–just bad language.
    Yes I know I can swear an oath. That’s different thing.
    I still need g0ds name to use it in vain.
    Yes if you accept jepus as a g0d then his name works but HE said he was not g0d.
    so what ever his idiot followers say is just wishful thinking.
    So jepus lovers can swear but not me.
    Still need g0d’s real name.

    • Kodie

      You don’t really need to know anyone’s name for it to be a super relief. I say God dammit all the time. I also like to say Jesus F*cking Christ a lot. I use the * so I (I mean we, all of us) don’t have to wait for the moderation filter. Sometimes I say Balls! or F*cking Hell. Since Jesus is on the listen for profanities as well, you can use all the swears (they don’t have to be religious) and he will frown at you and look worried for your soul. Especially if you are a lady, because those words are only excused for men. Real ladies aren’t allowed to know what those words are, and say stupid things like “fiddlesticks” and “Oh, dear!”

  • bigjohn756

    Frazzel kunk rattle word umfunkulence. Endrogrunt gormanish KRENCH!!!

    Etc., etc..

  • Bastian Fromherz

    peanut butter!

    also i hate the “there are other words you can use” argument for swearing
    who the fuck cares!?
    if using “fuck” in this context is bad, why would “table,” “scissor,” or “fork” be any different

    • http://www.thathurtsmyears.blogspot.com/ michael

      Thjere is no difference! Times change and words change, It has been said that our great-grand parents were junkies as the common relief for colds, coughs and pain was none other than “laudinum”(cocaine). It was completely accepted a century ago, but NOT now. There must have been words and phrases that were bad then and not so bad now. On prime time TV in the 50′s, one would never hear “bastard” or “bitch”, but now the air waves are drenched with these words. In North America it is unacceptable to use the word “fag” when describing a gay person, but in the UK it describes a cigarette! Drug companies have virtual armies of researchers looking for names for drugs that DON’T offend anybody on Earth. So…the next drug you take may be called “dzxwq”…..hope that doesn’t offend Martians! So watch the language….be carefull using “scissor”, “table” or “fork”, you just might offend somebody, somewhere! Ridiculous isn’t it in that some people are afraid to offend a deity…maybe we should not talk at all!