"America Raped Me"

You what really sucks? When you have to walk around naked because America raped you. Ouch.

Man arrested after allegedly walking naked through streets

Shafiq Mohamed, 26, 197 Cehan Court, was charged with obscenity after police responded to a complaint on the 2210 block of Audubon Avenue around 2 this morning.

There, police found a vehicle stopped in the middle of the road. Mohamed was located further up the block wearing no clothes, police said.

When approached by police, Mohamed allegedly told the officers that “America raped” him and God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul.

Are there any crazy people who don’t believe in God? Just wondering.

Comments

  1. Revyloution says:

    Must have been Florida. It’s the only phallic shaped state.

    The way it hangs always left me with the feeling that America is somewhat impotent.

  2. cypressgreen says:

    I refuse to believe America raped him until I see the DNA evidence.

  3. Peter Cross says:

    Are there any crazy people who don’t believe in God?

    Well, there’s the Raelians.

  4. Justin says:

    “Are there any crazy people who don’t believe in God? Just wondering.”

    No. Being crazy is a prerequisite to believing in god.

  5. claidheamh mor says:

    Are there any crazy people who don’t believe in God?

    Like illiteracy and christianity go together, craziness, irrational rambling on this blog, and just plain wackiness and christianity go together.

  6. Mike says:

    “Are there any crazy people who don’t believe in God?”

    Yup – the ones who believe they ARE God.

  7. Thegoodman says:

    Clearly this guy missed the religious-lunatic memo that people who show their skin deserve to be raped. He is just like all those hussies in Iran who have shown there ankles and been raped, they had it coming. Also, I bet he didn’t even call out for help, so he was clearly consenting to it as well.

  8. SIM says:

    It’s not that I want to replicate your web page, but I really like the design and style. Could you tell me which design are you using? Or was it especially designed?

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