You don’t want to know what happens when you pull the string…
Oh come on … don’t tell me you didn’t know that the whole church service was just a one hour commercial for these things.
(via Jesus needs new PR)
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Hmmm, , , the Lord is packing a mighty staff there. Now we know how he knocked Mary up from way up there in Heaven.
What does god need an automatic rifle for? That doesn’t even make sense for the unsensible.
During their time on the mountain Moses got him to join the NRA.
God being a member of the NRA makes this toy all the more appealing to people from Alabama.
Same reason God needs a starship, I suppose.
First look thought it was Snow Trooper from Empire Strikes Back. The evangelicals will not like it that god has chosen a communist weapon, the AK over the American made M16. And what to tell the children about god’s Hallowed Cloak of Invulnerability. The mind reels.
We should send it to Glenn Beck. It would be hilarious to watch his head explodes as he’s forced to denounce god as a commie.
Is that crotch on the “doll” for real? What’s with the gun? A big gun, much like a big car, usually means a man is lacking…..well, you know what! Who concocted that abomination? Betcha it was made in China!
Unfortunately, god is not this impressive in appearance. After years of careful, detailed, inspired biblical study, I can now confirm that god pretty much looks like……Larry Storch.
I actually already own a Jesus action figure with “Real Gliding Action!”, thanks to my younger brother :-)
“Real Gliding Action”? I dread to ask, but is it from the new A-Team movie?
I don’t think so! I got it for xmas a couple of years ago.
It looks more like Obi-Wan Kenobi after a three-day bender on the ice planet Hoth.
Want one.
Reminds me of “man-hands” (Seinfeld)
Irony and insane stupidity rapped up in one little box; let alone the irony of the toy but the actual production of it is, I’m sure highly ironic too.
I love it! (Sing this to Aerosmith’s Jaime’s Got a Gun). “Jesus got a gun. The whole world’s come undone… What did his Daddy do? Don’t you know he died for youuuuuu!”
That’s from the Jesus Christ Superstore and has been around for a couple of years. They had a whole line. Have you seen the “Allah Action Figure”?
It’s an empty blister pack…
Michael McDonald is God?