High on Jesus

This guy is either high on drugs or high on Jesus… it’s really hard to tell which one.

Probably both.

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You can’t come into WOOOOOO you can’t you you you HELLO WALL you can’t YOU CAN’T come into the presence of God PSCHEWWWW and not have a miracle happen HEEEEYYYYY you can’t get you can’t get you can’t get you can’t get you can’t get WHOOOAAAAAAA you can’t get in this building without GETTING A MIRRRRRACLEEEE PSCHEWWWW!!!

Wow. Hard to believe people sit and listen to this wacko.

Comments

  1. Stan Taylor says:

    Still not sure whether maybe he has Tourette’s Syndrome. I hope that’s it at least.

    • Custador says:

      I thought he might be heading into severe hypoglycaemia to start with… Then he launched into Tourette’s Syndrome mode…

      • Michael says:

        In my experience, hypoglycemia looks nothing like any part of this sermon. I don’t think he is just “spirit-drunk,” though, I think he is also on some sort of serious drug.

  2. Kilre says:

    See, in a normal society we’d get this man some mental help.

  3. falseimago says:

    I stayed watching for five minutes, that was terrible.
    Not terrible as in disturbing, just really pathetic.

    • Mark Mukasa says:

      I made it up to 2:20 before I felt quite uneasy watching him. Although it was funny at times.

  4. Elanor says:

    “The Wine Barrel” Family ministries

    Wine = Family? WTF?

    It sounds like the dude can’t read at the beginning and then he launches into Tourette’s mode O_O
    I kinda feel sorry for the guy.

  5. Jason says:

    What are you guys talking about, he doesn’t have Tourette’s. Tourettes syndrome is characterized by physical tics.

    This guy has taken some heavy sh*t, he’s even having hallucinations – it’s probably LSD. Poor guy.

  6. Felix says:

    It looks like the same condition so-called spirit drunks exhibit in charismatic churches all over thre world. It’s a pretty common condition of aberrant neural activity, that can be induced by autosuggestive imagery and a metabolism trained to release certain chemicals on cue. Nothing special really, but all the willfully ignorant believers get off on accusing each other of apostasy, heresy, demonic possession and fraud.
    There are very few things in the world where religion will not cause exclusion and condemnation. Instead of learning about how the brain and biochemistry work in our bodies, the believers concentrate on answering with the correct doctrinal interpretation of bronze age mythology. This is exactly how religion is a steel ball on the ankles of humanity. This is how religion causes harm.

    • Lee says:

      You nailed it Felix! As a former christian I totally agree with you. The most insidious thing about christianity imo is the social dichotomy it creates not only between believers/unbelievers, but between all the different sects within the religion.

    • LRA says:

      Yeah, exactly. We don’t understand neurophysiology so it must be Jesus/the devil.

    • Mike says:

      THIS!

    • Framtonm says:

      “A steel ball on the ankles of humanity” That’s a wonderful analogy! Can I borrow it? I’ll give attribution.

  7. esoteric says:

    The Wine Barrel Church: “Drunk in the Spirit?”

    http://www.winebarrelchurch.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=80

  8. jchai says:

    With the name “Wine Barrel Church” and this guy’s performance, I thought this was a comic act and maybe I just didn’t understand Aussy humor.

    On the other hand, it’s not uncommon for eastern poet/mystics (Kabir for example) to speak of being drunk on god’s love.

  9. Daniel g says:

    This man is a foolish

  10. King j says:

    I once saw a girl in college pray herself into an orgasm. Dean of religions daughter, did it on a regular basis, weird.

  11. Aeruin says:

    “I wish more Christians were unspeakable.”

    Roflmao!

    Personally, I wish FEWER Christians were unspeakable. Then there wouldn’t be any problems with them.

  12. xavier says:

    So…ya ever realize you’ve got a sermon to give in five minutes but you forgot your Tourette’s meds but luckily you find some crack and PCP in the back pocket of your b-boy cargo shorts, and you’re not sure about the amount or the interaction so you say ‘fuck it’ and blaze the whole shebang, figuring Jeezuz will help you through it?

  13. WMDKitty says:

    I don’t know what he’s on, but I’d like to try it.

  14. Nessie says:

    Is it just me, or did he say ‘LEPRECHAUNS healed’ in the first bit of the video?

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