Don’t mess with a man of the cloth… he’ll throw holy water on you and then punch you in the face.
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Beating up women… Must have been reading the OT that day.
This is the Church Mark II. Kinder and gentler. Being splashed with holy water and punched in the face beats being tortured as a heretic and then burned at the stake.
Notice how nobody rallies around the woman?
Some people just can’t be human without their morning coffe. This priest must not have had his morning session behind the altar. Testosterone and the lack of sex can make some people really miserable!
Slap fight!
Seriously, what the hell? Where I come from, if you start punching a woman, you are now open to counterattack from any nearby male. How come nobody clocked that dress wearing idiot when he started hitting the woman?
Totally. Not trying to be chauvinist or say that women can’t handle themselves (because I know plenty who can), but dude tries that in my neck of the woods, nearest other man is picking dude’s teeth out of his fist.
What you said.
“How come nobody clocked that dress wearing idiot…”
That’s your problem right there. They probably thought he was a woman too, on account of that long flowing gown XD
This must be that Judos Preist I heard so much about.
Ha!