Let us find who made this blasphemous graphic and stone them!
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Who dare desecrate His great noodliness!
Anyone else hear the headline in the style of Tony Harrison from The Mighty Boosh?
Come to think of it, he DOES resemble the FSM to a certain degree……..
JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
Attack, noodley minions! LLLLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JJJJJEEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!
*grabs pool-noodle*
Rrrrraaaahh!!
They must be STOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!
(and I mean given marijuana, not hit with rocks!)
It would have been more clever if the meatballs were replaced by bombs.
This isn’t at all blasphemous. The Holy F-M is obvious carrying a bomb to smite the island of Java. Years ago, after Pat Robertson left their land in desolation, the Javanese made a pact with the devil for prosperity – true story.
Stoning is so unenlightened- we should submerge them in boiling marinara instead.
From whom is His Noodliness rescuing by taking the bomb away?
What if someone desecrated their Holiness by drawing a cartoon of their spirit or putting a symbol of their religion in a bottle of ueinw. why they would be outraged, too.
It’s those Danes, I tell ya!
Whoever did it has already been stoned.
…was stoned.
That’s just wrong. His noodleness is a modern deity and will be using a tomato and garlic fission bomb with extra mushrooms (for the cloud) instead of some wile e coyote ball with a fizzing fuse type.
HOW DARE THEY!!! Time to burn down some embassy buildings!
A pictorial warning that Osama Bin Laden is changing strategy because the bomb is behind God FSM. What is beneath the bomb is hidden in the pic.
Sorry, wont do it again
INFIDEL!!!
I’d have to be “stoned” to make out what the picture is of. But for now, I see Jesus and his testicles getting ready to be blown up. Am I close?
Don’t you mean, “meatball them”?
I thought it was Dip them in Boiling Sauce.
No, defacing the image of our maker means we are to meatball them into submission. Being dipped in boiling sauce is a punishment reserved for the act of door to door solicitation on our holy Talk like a Pirate day.
Such blasphemy will not stand! As a devout Pastafarian I’m already plotting their demise!
Now I get it…..it is a bomb place upon the two hemisphere’s of a brain. Whether it’s a christian or atheist brain is hard to tell except there really ain’t anything in the brain of a christian.Oh dear…..it is blasphemy! We could stone the blasphemer but it’s my guess he/she is “stoned” already!
What?
How have you been on the internet this long and have never seen the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
http://www.venganza.org/
I’m an internet virgin….my apologies. I see spaghetti…….I eat spaghetti. Still, I prefer my interpretation….you know …brainless christians!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Argama/not_sure_serious.jpg
We’re not shepherds, We’re pirates! We live at sea. Where will we find rocks to stone them?
Let’s keeeeeeeel haaaauuuul’Em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cannabis laced sauce, perhaps?
Finally! Proof positive that the almighty FSM caused the Big Bang…