It can be hard to get people to give to a church; rapping makes giving more trendy. If you just give more to the church, a god will give you more money!
Wassssssup fellowship trash!
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Once again, my favourite genre is destroyed. Fuck them. FUCK THEM.
Hey, they’ve been abusing my beloved rock for years – let hip-hop take some of the strain!
This. When I heard Crazy Train and especially Kashmir turn into horribly boring and annoying rap beats I almost died.
Even though I don’t agree with Christian rap’s message, some Xtian rap songs are decent. Kanye West’s Jesus Walks is an amazing song. I wish there was an atheist version.
The whitest rappers I ever seen. Fo’ shizzle.
Awwww, Snap! And it’s Fellowship a la Ed Young. So that explains it! LOL!
Here is a farm version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFE8GlYBBW0
Where my hoe at?..seriously
Before I pay my rent or buy groceries I tithe? Did I really hear him say that? -how about churches sell off their assets to save their members from foreclosures?
“before I buy the groceries or pay the rent, I gotta give God ten percent”
Way to take care of your family, jerk.
What does God do with all the money?
Buys private jets for his disreputable evangelical preachers. He’s GOD ffs, you don’t expect him to STEAL them?
I highly suspect that god never sees a penny of the money.
Shawty got them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur…
I never got the idea of collection plates in the RCC when I was a kid, probably as I was just an ignorant kid, but I sure found the televagelicals and their ‘send money now’ shtick as offensive and wrong. Must have been all them rolex’s.
If a church needs money why doesn’t it just ask gOd for it?
Trying to get impoverished people to give their money away to an organization that doesn’t need it is repulsive.
They are leeches upon the culture.
My ears are burning!
I find it ridiculous for those who are scraping by to pay their bills and feed their kids to have to pay their church to do what God wants them to be doing. So much for God’s Good Work. It does have a price tag after all…
Perfect. In so many, many, many ways – but mostly the choreography. It was RIGHT ON THE MONEY!
When you say one HUNDRED we say TEN!
Not being a hip-hop fan, I thought this was cute :)
My son will be HORRIFIED though. But like someone else pointed out, it’s time christians took to destroying a genre OTHER than rock.
Thank you.
Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes by Hank Hill: “You’re not making Christianity better, your making rock-n-roll worse?!”
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChristianRock
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