Folks as Stuff Fundies Like made this comparison, and I had to check it out.
Compare Pastor Jack Schaap of the First Baptist Church in Hammond, Indiana (at about 0:55):
… with Sam Kinison (NSFW):
and while we’re at it, Kinison’s take on the Southern Preacher style:
Am I alone here or does anyone else think that preachers nononononononono sounds like a crazy dogs barking?
xD
He is barking mad.
You just reminded me of a Far Side I found on the internet recently:
“Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzmann becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.”
If there is one thing I hate more than anything, it’s when people argue ONLY by yelling and repeating the same thing aggressively. It just reminds me of Jerry Springer.
That lady in the last video (around 4 seconds in) has the sweetest attire.
This may surprise some of you but Sam Kinison used to be a southern preacher before he found his calling as a comedian. So if this preaching gig doesn’t work out, the pastor can always try his luck at the Laugh Factory.
Some of these guys are great performers. They’d also make good actors. Ever seen TD Jake? These are the original dramatic storytellers.
yes! I remember him talking about this. He found it completely ironic that the very thing that he was “trained” for was so useful in helping him become a very successful comedian. He, like Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce died waaaay before they were finished with us
Since Sam has already assumed room temperature, thanks to a drunk driver, I don’t think he as to worry about career options.
Wow, really brings back the memories……….25 years ago, when I was still working, I would listen to Howard Stern in the morning. Howard & Sam Kinison were great friends & Sam used to be on the show quite often. Those shows were always Howard’s best shows. The Comedy World lost a great Talent when Sam died, unexpectantly, from injuries he received in an Automobile accident. I still miss him, and I have several of his routines on tape & DVD, & many of his videos in my Netflix Queue, to watch over and over. These B-S Preachers could never reach high enough to rival Sam….. they’re all just very pathetic, mind-control freaks.
Wait, I’m confused. So are sleeveless wedding dresses allowed or not? He’s kind of vague on the issue, I just want a definitive answer.
He’s saying that it’s women’s fault for men being focused on their cleavage and peeking undergarments, so they should not dress provocative (stylish) for a wedding, they should cover up and be modest (dowdy), whether they like it or not. He anticipates a protest in this department, as brides usually want everything just so pretty; pretty dresses tend to enhance a little cleavage and modern wedding dresses usually don’t have sleeves or in many cases, straps. He’s basically admitting he’s a perv, so impressing upon them not to want what they want, but not to turn on pervs (men) because that disrespects god.
My favorite *hurl* part has to be the: if you love Jesus you’ll do whatever the pastor says without question. And then people wonder why we hate religion.
I love this part, second clip 1:32 – Do you know fucking bitch I was death …
I would gladly give up my life to prison or the death penalty to assassinate that man.
That’s a little scary.
Correction: that’s a lot scary.
Love the Southern preacher impersonation. The actual Southern preacher was arful.
I am sorry I live in Indiana. I apologize for the state. They preacher says I can’t have this dress at my wedding? Well, all I can say is, fuck him. I bet he wants women to wear granny panties and ‘sensible’ bras just in case.