…. Monkey Dust style!
For anybody who’s never seen Monkey Dust, it was an animated sketch show on BBC4 that was…. Well, it was edgy. I always used to prefer to watch it on my own because I felt like people were judging me for laughing at some of it.
Needless to say, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK (despite being quite mild by Monkey Dust standards).
Enjoy :-)
See, now THAT’s a religion I can believe in!
Mary, blessed mother of our Lord, can you bring me a really delicious sandwich for lunch? Also, can you strike dead the neighbors dog that always decides to bark at 3am? Ah, hell, just do the neighbor too, while you’re there. Thanks!
Fundie troll!
Also, Mary, smite Mike, in thy mercy.
His Noodly Appendage protects me from heretics. rAmen.
I want my own personal Mary Mother Trucker, too, pleeeeeeeeease!
I’m going to watch more of these this instant! Funny that people actually pray to someone for things like that and actually expect an answer.
Its a really good thing prayers don’t work cuz people are such bat-schite crazy cowards they would rather secretly pray for their end then face them tell them where to go.
If the prayers did work about 50% of the population would be dead by tomorrow morning.
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Mother Mary comes to me,
Driving trucks into my employer,
Let it be.