by VorJack
Speaking of thought processes that I don’t understand, can anyone explain this to me?
The worst part, for me, is that I’m a compulsive reader. If you have a bumper sticker with small print, I will tailgate you just to figure out what it says. I have gotten into trouble before for staring an a woman’s chest, but I was really just trying to read her t-shirt. If I saw this peaking out from a pair of low-rise jeans, well …
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Boy, can I identify with that “compulsive reader” thing. I have gotten some very offended looks from women when all I wanted to do was find out what they were promoting on their chests. But taking it a step further. I’m also a compulsive proofreader. And this … it’s so sad when a tattoo has a “typo”:
Can we get out our laser and just remove that little apostrophe?
ummmmmm
wow, I mean………………..wow
One of my coworkers recently told me she was planning to get a tattoo of the bible quote “Delight in the lord and he will give you the desires of your heart”. After looking up the verse in Leviticus (19:28) I suggested she should also get a tattoo of the bible quote “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD”.
Needless to say, she didn’t get the joke.
Nox wins! :)
damn, beat me to it. I always reference 19:28 when I see Christian tattoos.
it’s ≠ its
So much for her getting it doggie style. Even when you’re with someone you love, respect, or committed to, a good screw is none of the things listed on her ass, except possibly “hope and endurance”.
The more you read from the bible, the closer you will be to an ass?
The scripture probably cracks you up anyway, but is this better or worse than the Chinese symbols that I don’t understand anyway?
Having endured four years learning Japanese I have some familiarity with Chinese writing, and whenever I ask people with Chinese tattoos what they mean they don’t know – it’s usually a made-up phonetic sequence that mimics a name. The potential for amusing native speakers in these circumstances seems immense.
I believe this is referred to as a “spiritual” tramp stamp!
Hopefully, love wipes on a regular basis.
Love is never losing your figure. Love is not wearing any underpants. Love is making sure not to wear a top that covers only half your scripture. I am sort of amused by Jesus loving slutty girls, the kind who will get a tramp stamp or a rosary beads tattoo or cross, I have seen other scripture tattoos but not over the lower back/upper butt area, but girls who dress like trash but also like to display their angelic side. It is almost like a Catholic schoolgirl uniform or a Victoria’s Secret model, “angel in the centerfold” look. Maybe she was in a wedding, and her bridesmaid dress was backless and low cut across the bum, so she got the tattoo so whoever got picked to read this at the ceremony could read it off the backside of the bridesmaid furthest to the podium instead of off of cards.
One thing I like about tattoos is how they are meaningful to the people who choose them, this doesn’t look like something she got drunk and regret later, but it’s amusing how poorly thought out a lot of tattoos you see are. While it’s way too big for a “tramp stamp,” the back is the most likely broad piece of skin for a tattoo this large or text so lengthy.
Your eyes are not the window to your soul, it’s the few inches above your asscrack, apparently.
people who drive around with bumberstickers on their cars bug me too, but at least those can be peeled off…..
your last comment made me spit my wine, and that shit ain’t cheap! ;-)
I can honestly say that I would love to study this verse doggedly.
It’s my understanding that Paul was thinking of “brotherly love” among Christian congregations when he wrote this. He just didn’t do romantic love.
Yeah but if you leave it at just the second to last line, “but the greatest of them all is love” is a pretty romantic thing for someone to get tattooed on their ass.
That is the strangest tramp stamp I have veer seen (Not that I have seen many)
I do have to admit I’m chuckling at the thought of her partner having to read a bible quote in the heat of passion. Talk about a turn off!
I think my favorite part is the grammatical error: “There is no limit to it’s faith” should read “There is no limit to its faith” -as it is, it technically says, “There is no limit to it is faith.”
Nobody said Christian tattoos were a smart idea anyway.
I love tattoos, but this one is not only ugly and excessive, it’s just misapplied. Christianity is one of the most hate-filled religions on the planet, no matter what some girl’s back and ass might say to the contrary. ;)
I’m pretty sure it says “non nude” not “nor rude”… ;)
Talk about an asshat…
Taste and see that the Lord is good.
some people would call this blasphemy, or better yet, ASSphemy!
What will it read when this nitwit gets older and the fat settles amongst the endless wrinkles(or stretch marks, should it go on a diet)?
Witnessing while saddlebacking?