Christian Disposal

I used to drive past a store that called itself a “Christian Supply Store.” I always wanted to go in and order a dozen mixed Protestants. Only one thing stopped me: What do you do with left-over Christians? Well, now I know:

I’m not sure which is more tasteless: posing for the picture or posting it. If it’s the latter, blame Jesus Needs New PR.

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  • Tia

    This is awesome. I mean, okay, yeah it probably isn’t in good taste. Then again, pimping out your religion to drum up business isn’t in good taste either, and this is at least funny.

    • WonderGoon

      It could be that the owners of the business have the last name ‘Christian.’ It is a fairly common surname, after all.


      • nazani14

        Maybe this photo was taken on Pitcairn Island.

      • Jonathan

        I was going to point that out.

  • Relles Natas

    This is a terrible waste of resources. Shouldn’t we be recycling Christians?

    • Sunny Ng

      For what? Toilet paper?

      • trj

        Soylent Green – new tasty Jesus flavor.

        • wmdkitty

          Anyone else ever go to a 24-hour grocery store, oh, around three in the morning, and ask a random retail slave where they keep the Soylent Green?

          tis great fun!

    • wintermute

      No, you’re thinking of Buddhists.

  • DarkMatter

    One great way to get rid of christians who are bothering you. Call Christian Disposal and it’s enviromental friendly.

  • Mike

    OT, but please get across to and sign the petition. Thanks.

  • wmdkitty

    Oh. My. Basement Cat.

    *falls over laughing*

  • Jerdog

    What do you mean by ‘posed’? Sometimes people can be careless when disposing of christians and they don’t get them all the way in the bin.

    • wmdkitty

      That’s why I prefer to dispose of them with napalm.

      • wmdkitty

        Er… I’m kidding, really. I wouldn’t actually… yeah, that was in poor taste. Bad kitty.

        • JK

          purr purr ;-)