Christian Disposal

I used to drive past a store that called itself a “Christian Supply Store.” I always wanted to go in and order a dozen mixed Protestants. Only one thing stopped me: What do you do with left-over Christians? Well, now I know:

I’m not sure which is more tasteless: posing for the picture or posting it. If it’s the latter, blame Jesus Needs New PR.

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