James McGrath discovered this devotional song from the Ewokian sect. I suspect that this is going to cause strife.
Jub Jub.
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James McGrath discovered this devotional song from the Ewokian sect. I suspect that this is going to cause strife.
Jub Jub.

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wut?
You just made my day. Too funny!
Regards,
Goon
Excellent.
What next – devotional songs in praise of JarJar Binks?
Why must you mock our beliefs? Don’t you have better things to do than offend people? Honestly, you Atheists are so closed minded. You claim to be so rationale and freethinking, but I ask you all this one simple question:
Have any of you actually SEEN the Phantom Menace????
Maybe if you actually watched it and opened your heart to the glory of Jar Jar Binks (PBUH) you’d be more reluctant to make fun of Him.
I foresee a spelling correction to the title.
HURRY…..pass me some insulin! Two songs posted on this day and I feel people have too much time on their hands……get a job and do something constructive.
That was catchy.
What?!
Luke, Leia, Han and Lando, sure… but no CHEWBACCA!?!?!
HERETIC!!!
also:
Wow, Billy Dee Williams?! That’s too cool. That guy’ll pretty much do anything Star Wars related nowadays though. He needs the cash I suppose.
OK, but I still hate Furbies.
I hate the Ewoks. I write about it in my book, “Ewoks Are Not Great: How Ewoks Poison Everything, Especially ‘Return of the Jedi’.”
it all comes down to this:
we matter
or
we don’t matter
this video convinced me that we don’t matter. All religion must now die, since their entire premise is that, yes, we do matter…. to what….not quite sure. But we do matter… to something….we matter right? We’re not like the ants right? Please tell me we’re not like ants!
ants totally matter, dude