I Forsee a Schism in the Jedi Faith …

James McGrath discovered this devotional song from the Ewokian sect. I suspect that this is going to cause strife.

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Jub Jub.

Comments

  1. Oana says:

    wut?

  2. WonderGoon says:

    You just made my day. Too funny!

    Regards,
    Goon

  3. Len says:

    Excellent.

  4. Borodave says:

    What next – devotional songs in praise of JarJar Binks?

    • Mark the Pilgrim says:

      Why must you mock our beliefs? Don’t you have better things to do than offend people? Honestly, you Atheists are so closed minded. You claim to be so rationale and freethinking, but I ask you all this one simple question:

      Have any of you actually SEEN the Phantom Menace????

      Maybe if you actually watched it and opened your heart to the glory of Jar Jar Binks (PBUH) you’d be more reluctant to make fun of Him.

  5. Peter Cross says:

    I foresee a spelling correction to the title.

  6. michael says:

    HURRY…..pass me some insulin! Two songs posted on this day and I feel people have too much time on their hands……get a job and do something constructive.

  7. jc says:

    That was catchy.

  8. CoffeeJedi says:

    What?!
    Luke, Leia, Han and Lando, sure… but no CHEWBACCA!?!?!

    HERETIC!!!

    also:
    Wow, Billy Dee Williams?! That’s too cool. That guy’ll pretty much do anything Star Wars related nowadays though. He needs the cash I suppose.

  9. nazani14 says:

    OK, but I still hate Furbies.

  10. Skippy says:

    I hate the Ewoks. I write about it in my book, “Ewoks Are Not Great: How Ewoks Poison Everything, Especially ‘Return of the Jedi’.”

  11. VidLord says:

    it all comes down to this:

    we matter

    or

    we don’t matter

    this video convinced me that we don’t matter. All religion must now die, since their entire premise is that, yes, we do matter…. to what….not quite sure. But we do matter… to something….we matter right? We’re not like the ants right? Please tell me we’re not like ants!

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