Come Together (Christian Parody Edition)

Unbelievably terrible; more terrible than you can imagine. This may give you nightmares.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZWimUud2AdM

Glory be. My personal favorite line is: “We got Mother Mary / Grace ‘in toto’ filled her.”

Here’s a picture of a child enjoying her music:

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28 Responses to Come Together (Christian Parody Edition)

  1. Kilre says:

    That’s just terrible.

  2. UrsaMinor says:

    It would have helped if she hit her pitch.

    Nah.

  3. Mike says:

    Is the guitar even in tune?

  4. Verdugo13 says:

    I concur with the child. I also want to scream.

  5. Paul F says:

    I lasted 1 min 36 sec, my ears started bleeeding.

  6. Sunny Day says:

    Not going to watch it. I just know its going to be a RickRoll.

  7. Vaia says:

    As someone whose mother is a rampant Beatles fan, this almost made me cry…
    …and not in a good way

  8. Michelle says:

    Dear The Beatles,

    I’m so, so sorry.

    Love,
    America

  9. Jasowah says:

    Damn my curiosity.

  10. Irreverent, sacriligious, heretical… never have the Beatles — who *were* more popular than Jesus! — been so profaned. Even Yoko would find this insulting. Forgive them, Fab Four — they know not what they do….

  11. grumpygirl says:

    AAACCKKK!!! If there REALLY were a god who appreciated people singing in his honor, he would have struck down that woman with her first few notes!

  12. cxs says:

    Why does she talk like Little Running Bear?

  13. Julia says:

    This is the best ever. Totally made my day. Gunna watch it twice.

  14. Rechelle says:

    I must say that I appreciated the costume changes and the new hairdos. It kept me wanting more.

  15. Jeff says:

    Auto tune? Nah wouldn’t help…

  16. Mogg says:

    Darn you to Heck, Daniel! That’s been stuck in my head all day!

  17. Atron Seige says:

    Mental Note: When Daniel says something is terrible, BELIEVE HIM! Now I have to go and find brain bleach to eradicate that memory…

  18. Kate says:

    O.O
    I. I…..uh….Holy crap that was terrible!

    *facepalm*
    She reminds me of my piano teacher back when I was in grade school.

  19. Alexiss says:

    Xtians call it sacrilege when someone rewords a xtian hymn, yet they feel free to expropriate anything they want.

  20. nazani14 says:

    I’l'l bet I’m the only one on this blog who remembers Kate Bush. Maybe this lady remembers her, too.

    • Len says:

      I remember Kate Bush. Very good. Therefore unrelated in toto to this garbage.

    • grumphis says:

      as a young kate bush fan, i am deeply offended that you would mention kate when speaking of this trash.
      this old lady should be punished for inflicting her torture on my ears. i say we block her access to youtube and prevent her from using any recording devices until she learns the meaning of shame.

  21. Thin-ice says:

    Daniel just ruined my day. For what? He’s got some ‘splainin to do . . .

  22. Harold Shuckhart says:

    If I were a believer, I’d believe John was rolling over in his grave, but I can only feel sad.

  23. WarbVIII says:

    I could’nt get past a minute and 23 seconds and I blame that fortitude on being drunk…or at least tippsy….wow…this hurts on so many levels.

  24. STM says:

    “We tangle up, but he get us all unloosed”??

  25. Anonymous says:

    no wonder ratings are disabled.

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