( from Basic Instructions)
The artist has clearly never dealt with a creationist, or he’d realize the best way to deal with a new fact is to invoke your own “anti-cheese presupposition” and claim that you interpret the facts of cheese and coffee in a more godly way …

What’s wrong with mayo on pizza…or, ranch dressing for that matter?
You put mayo on ranch dressing? Ewwwwwww.
In Brazil, it’s quite common to put catchup on pizza… it’s not a general rule… it’s a state “cultural” thing… (I don’t do it)
…loved the site… will visit often… thanks!
Yeah, in São Paulo people don’t do it; in Rio de Janeiro they do. I’ve lived in both states and lost the habit. I *have* seen mayo on some pizza places’ tables… I was just hoping it was for sandwiches!
In sao paulo, if you do ask for mayo or ketchup for the pizza, the restaurant guys would probably kill you.
good pizza only needs olive oil. Extra virgin!
Hmm. Mayo I can’t do, but ranch on cheese pizza is pretty darn good. IMO.
Meh.
In Domino’s Australia we have a pizza called the Double Bacon Cheeseburger that has a mayonnaise swirl…it’s so good.