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About that 4th panel, my dad and sis do it too, the only difference is that they thank The Secret instead.
Still on that 4th panel, I thought God and Jesus were two separate characters — Or is it that God is the operator and Jesus is the parking attendant?
Oh and yes, that touchdown you just scored. I think God just took 10 bucks from St. Peter, so give props.
Dammit! Us Oregon Duck fans suspected that Auburn was God’s team, being in Alabama and all . . . last Monday proved it!
Point out to Christians how selfish this kind of prayer is – but they won’t thank you for it. The sheer arrogance involved in imagining the creator of the Universe will suspend the laws of nature so that YOU can find a parking space or score that touchdown, defies imagination.
My other favorite. The email that goes around where some woman thinks she’s being followed by a rapist, prays, and someone else gets raped or killed. Yup, love the way god works.
Yeah, amazing how Christians thank god for the small stuff but don’t wonder why he does all that awful big stuff. God works truly in mysterious ways, none of them logical…
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A beaut example of amusing religious nonsense. Good point though, the godly myth thing they “worship” is completely hopeless, does nothing, absolutely nothing. You would think, given two thousand years of total inactivity, that it would be obvious to the “godly things” disillusioned minions that he, she, it is a fabricated myth. Good may be done if these deluded people turned their attention to actually doing something, as opposed to useless prayer to address some problems. Short of slapping belivers in the face with a wet fish, there seems to be little that those no ensnared by the evil crude con job that is religion, can do, except to continue to point out the stupidity of what they believe, in a friendly but firm manner. Rational thinkers have a big mission.
You don’t get it when we,the unbelievers, point out the many,many,many,many, logical inconsistancies with god,prayer and the bible we are either godless heathans or satan’s pawns. Nothing we do,or can do will make most believers sit up and take notice we will always be apostates as will logic,fact and rational thought.
Now that that is out of the way if someone slapped me with a wet,or dry,fish things would get ugly quickly.
Yep. That was the conversation I had with my sister in law that ended my relationship with my minister brother. Some idiot in the conservative media was *certain* that a thunderstorm was proof that Jesus wanted Obama in DC on Veteran’s day. I wondered why the god of Abraham would bother with rain rather than saving any of the children that died of cancer during the preceding 24hrs. Needless to say, we haven’t talked in about 8 months.